This is the story of a lying, cheating, son of a b***** and how he died.
Prince Charming was wandering through the woods. The sky was dark and gray with a tinge of blue giving off an eerie feel. The Prince was somewhat confident that he could single-handedly take on the giant and succeed. Suddenly the earth rattled and the Prince was violently shook and thrown of his horse. He looked up and saw the horrible she-giant meandering towards him. It was then everything seemed to go in slow motion. He began to think about how his life led up to death by nobleness. He grinned to himself in satisfaction. He would be praised by all the peasants if he survived this.
Prince Charming drew his sword and charged at the giant, piercing its foot. However, what the Prince thought as bravery was only stupidity. The infuriated giantess bent down and grabbed the Prince by his torso.
"How dare you, a pathetic human, stab me!", the giant screamed in her earsplitting voice.
The Prince paid no attention foolishly insulting the giant," You foul demon! Taste my blade!", Prince Charming yelled defiantly.
The giantess, now outraged screamed back at him," How about I taste your flesh instead?"
The she-giant then began to squeeze the Prince, crushing his ribs and internal organs. The pressure became to much and blood started to seeped out of his ears and nose. The giant didn't stop until she had crushed his heart and he was dead.
This was the story of a lying, cheating, son of a b**** and how he died.
This is some random one-shot that me and my friend came up with after watching the movie 'Into the Woods'. If you haven't watched it then...WATCH IT!