For legal purposes: I do not own Samurai Deeper Kyo. I do not own Rurouni Kenshin. Successful and talented people own these titles. However, I do own all of my own created characters that might be in my works. Feel free to use and mock them for that's what there here for.
Soujiro: Where am I? What is this place?
Kyo: Great just great. I'm this close to getting back my real body and now I'm in this weird place.
Soujiro: Hi and who might you be sir? (With a big grim on his face)
Kyo: Kid if you don't tell me what I'm doing here I will kill you.
Soujiro: Well first my name in Soujiro and it's nice to meet you and second I don't know where we are either.
Anthony: I can answer that. I have brought both of you to my domain for an important reason.
Kyo: and what reason is that what is more important that me regaining my title as the best?
Anthony: Staring in my humor fanfic parody of politically incorrect.
Soujiro: That sounds fun. So my fans are reading this right now?
Anthony: Yes they are.
Soujiro: well then I like to say thanks to all of my fans and all their great fan works about me. You are all amazing.
Kyo: Stop being a kiss ass kid. So how is this going to work?
Anthony: Well my reader's will give me ideas to discuss with two of you, myself, and two special guests from other anime shows/movies.
Soujiro: So my fans a can ask questions that I can answer?
Kyo: I have one why don't you have a girl friend?
Soujiro: Well I kinda busy killing people for Mr. Shishio to go on a date. And besides who wants to date a killer?
Kyo: I'm a killer and there are three hot chicks fighting over me. Maybe you're just into guys.
Soujiro: I'm afraid your wrong… wait there is a chance my Yaoi fans girls are reading this too right?
Anthony: Yep.
Soujiro: What I'm trying to say is that personally I'm not gay but I don't mind the fics you girls put me in. I bet you're all cute girls that like me and if I was real I go out with all of you in a minute.
Kyo: He's kissing ass again.
Soujiro: excuse me I'm just going to kill Kyo-san. (About to draw his sword)
Anthony: Well that will have to what for another day. Send in those ideas and I'll start writing more of this fic. Till then may the force be with you.
Kyo: So you're a Star Wars nerd. Ha that explains a lot. Go to a convention or something and leave me the hell alone.
Anthony: Need I remind you that this is my domain and here I'm god. I'll send you into a yaoi fic if you don't shut up.
(Kyo says nothing but looks at me angrily.)
Anthony: Readers start posting your topics and I'll start writing. Till then have a good day.