Author's Note:
TEAM JACOB
Nuff said.
Hair vs. Sparkelz
Chapter 1
"Cullen, renesmee", we slowly clap as she reached the podium as she reached for her diploma. This girl has been the bane of my existence for 18 fucking years. Bella and Edward clapped dramatically as I rolled my eyes. I felt bad for the kids though, having these idiots for parents us be a subject for ridicule. I watch them not even hiding my stare, i'm kind of embarrassed to be seen with the Mr. And Mrs. sparkles. Castile took like 50 pictures, Esme would be crying if she had any water left in the system. Nessie ran up and hugged everyone, Who congratulated her on her graduation. I yanked my phone out of my pocket. And called Leah to pick me up, because she's the only Goddamn wolf with a car. I exhales dramatically, waiting for her in the parking lot. Nessie ran up to me, batting her eyelashes. "Are you coming to my party?" She asked flirtatiously.
"I'm afraid I have Wolfy things to do, sorry" she pouted, but understood. Rosalie raised an eyebrow at my refusal, but says nothing. Leah pulled up, silently, understanding my distaste of the whole situation. Leah spoke, breaking the silence.
"So what the hell happened with the immortal child thing?"
I sighed, and went in monologue mode,
"around three years ago," I started "Emmett tired of the way Bella was treating Rosalie." Rosalie I became decent friends. Over bonding over taking care of the Nessie." "He decided to surprise rosily on her birthday, to bring over an Emmett to adopt a child. The Cullen's found out about the kid and eradicated it in some way... I don't know. Emmett died trying to protect the child. The Cullen's said it was for the best, but Rosalie doesn't believe them. " I finished somberly. Leah whistled, "Heavy, heavy stuff." I nodded. "A little bit over dramatic in my opinion." "Well you should cheer her up!" She winked and I exhaled, annoyance apparent in my tone.
She dropped me off in front of the Cullen's stupid looking house, with way too many windows for vampires, and no coffins to be seen *sometimes I wonder if there even Vampires* I mutter to myself. No one ever speaks out loud in the Cullen house, after all. Why the hell did Leah take me here? Slowly, as I get older, I've come to realize, how much I fucking hate these people. I wanted to transform, but I didn't want to rip my shirt. Rosalie waved me in, and I sighed. another day, dealing with drama queens.
A.N.
Grell, what the hell is team Jacob? Can you get a different proof reader? I don't have the patience, or time for this...
Gosh, don't have to be such a brat about it! I asked you for your help so give me a chance here! Geez...