Imagine Psych

(A collection of screenshotted notes that I post on twitter ( darr51))

Imagine James and Maggie filming a scene where he leans over her on the bed and kisses her. When they call cut, he pulls back and says "I'll be right back" and quickly leaves but everyone sees his very obvious boner and they all start laughing and cheering while Maggie sits on the bed with 1 hand over her mouth, laughing and blushing hard.

Imagine the day before Lassiter's wedding, Juliet gets shot on the job and is in the hospital recovering and has to miss the wedding. Imagine Lassiter looking out at the two empty seats in the front row where Shawn and Jules belong. Lassiter is filled with worry the whole time but Marlowe reassures him that everything will be fine.

Imagine the cast was sitting around a campfire, playing truth or dare. Maggie picked truth and Kirsten asked her to tell her biggest secret. After much thought, Maggie said "I...killed...Mufasa" Dulé gasps so hard he falls backwards off the log he was sitting on

Imagine Shawn finds Juliet crying in their house one day. She claims she can't fit into her clothes because she is too "fat". Shawn comforts her and dries her tears, promising he would go with her to pick out all new clothing. It is then revealed to the reader that Juliet is pregnant.

I'll give you these lines and leave the rest to your imagination..

(Person X): "What is the worst lie you've ever been told?"
Juliet: "Don't worry Shawn, it's not you."
Shawn: "That makes me worry."

Tell A Story In 6 Words Challenge:

Interpret this how you want:
"He desperately grasped her cold hand"

Imagine Juliet losing a bet to Shawn and he dares her to rollerblade into the dry cleaners at night and ask if they accept panties. When they give her a weird look and say yes, she loudly replies "Good, cause my boyfriend has had the hershey-squirts all week!"

Imagine Maggie and James getting sick of working and living with each other 24/7 so they decide to take a little break and be with their families over the Psych hiatus. They start to miss each other and late night texts lead to plans to come home early when one day there is a knock at Maggie's door. She opens it to find James on the doorstep with a big smile on his face that could only come from being reunited with the most important person in his life once again.

Imagine the group trying to film a scene while Dulé has the hiccups. "I'm sorry for your *hic* loss" (then James bursts out laughing) and they can't finish the scene. He drinks a TON of water until the hiccups go away, but then keeps having to take bathroom breaks throughout the rest of the day, much to the director's frustration. James just finds the whole thing hilarious, and his amusement brightens everyone's day

Imagine Maggie and Tim filming a scene James is not in, but he's off to the side. Maggie accidentally hits the side of her face against a wall, and stops to say "Ok wait that actually hurt" then laughs a little. While she is insisting that she is fine, James jogs over from out of nowhere to kiss her cheek in front of the whole cast and crew then jogs away again, and Maggie is left with a smile.

Imagine Jules is shot in the pelvic bone (note that area is not covered by most bulletproof vests for some reason) which is a very serious injury and she is in a lot of pain for many weeks but the first thing Shawn says to her when she wakes up is "Do you want me to kiss it and make it better?"

Imagine Maggie filming on top the clock tower for Mr Yin Presents (which James wrote), terrified out of her mind (because she really was) jokingly yelling down to James that she hates him for writing her into that situation, and later at home they are able to laugh about it and he apologizes, promising to make it up to her..

Imagine James and Maggie in a heated (in a good way) argument in their kitchen. Maggie moves up close to him to express her "anger" As he reaches back to keep himself upright, his hand slips and cuts his arm on the side of the counter, needing stitches. Unfortunately, they have Comic Con the next day and James has to keep his arm under the table to avoid having to explain..but Maggie's arm keeps his company and they hold hands under the table the whole time.

Imagine James tries to propose by putting a ring in Maggie's smoothie at a smoothie shop. While he's not looking, she throws the drink out. When he learns of this, he dives into the trash can, Maggie has NO idea why, Dulé is laughing his ass off, and James emerges covered in smoothie, triumphantly holding up the ring.

Imagine James tells Maggie he has a surprise for her, and leads her into a dark room (I mean literally a darkroom) and he lights up a bunch of photos on the wall, all photos of the two of them together. In each one, somewhere in the picture, James is making a sign-language letter with one hand. Maggie slowly puts together all 15 photos to say "W-I-L-L
Y-O-U M-A-R-R-Y M-E
M-A-G-G-I-E She signs out YES to him in the dark and they share a moment together in the dark silence

Imagine for one of the scenes, Shawn, Juliet, and Lassiter have to all talk at once in a big jumble trying to explain something to the chief. So basically the get to say random slightly-related stuff for 20 seconds. James says "But Gus said I was- and lassie didn't- don't believe a word he says!- totally did it with Juliet last night- he said he hadn't seen- Chief you gotta believe me!" No one noticed until it aired and Maggie caught it watching at home with James and she laughed hard & smacked him

Imagine Witness Protection has to fake Maggie's death and she is hiding in South America for 6 months. (All explained in my story "Piece 6" on Fictionpress) When she returns, the press bashes her saying it was for attention. People go so far as to throw things at her at Comic Con. James promptly punches their lights out, and Dulé ends up giving a speech about all she suffered in those six months as well. (For more details ask me)

Imagine Kirsten has an amazing garden backyard with comfy patio furniture around a fire pit and the cast decides to have their own after-party there one night. The only light is coming from sliding glass back door and the warm fire in front of them. James and Maggie have found a spot on a swinging chair where they have an excuse to sit close together. Dulé and Tim sit on a couch opposite them, and Kirsten sits in a chair to their left...now you pick the ending

Imagine Shawn and Juliet are expecting. A month and a half before she is due, she has immense pains and they find blood on the sheets she was laying. Shawn rushes her to the hospital, and she goes into labor. After 5 hours of agonizing labor, they perform an emergency c-section. The baby was not breathing for the first minute after he was born. Lassiter hears the news, and reports to Chief what he heard from Shawn: "Both O'Hara and the baby are very sick."
(Remember, these are left for your interpretation)

Imagine it is the night of "Deez Nups" Lassiter's wedding, Juliet just found out about Shawn's secret. She left angry, upset, and in tears and goes immediately home. A few hours later, Shawn goes back to their house to get a few of his things, and to make sure she is okay. She is asleep in the bedroom and he knows better than to disturb her, but on his way out, in the dark he bumps into the coffee table and notices a photo album and a few photos spread out across the table. Pictures of Juliet and her brothers when she was young. Then Shawn remembers something, like a boulder hitting his chest: He checks the calendar on the wall, dates X'd out until the 18th, marked "Carlton's wedding". September 18th. How could he have forgotten: today was the anniversary of her brother's death. Her brother she lost when she was 12.

Imagine the scene in Canada when Shawn and Jules are making out (big time) on the lookout viewpoint scenery ledge thingy. Imagine how awkward it is for James and Maggie (like she said in the commentary)
Imagine they are both instructed to kiss "passionately" until the director calls cut. So they kiss, trying to sell it but also trying not to be too awkward in front of the crew. They begin to think the scene is going on a little long, but neither of them minds it, just waiting for the director to call cut. Maggie starts to think 'okay, this has been going on a long time...' She pulls away slightly and asks "Is, is that it? Are we done?" Her and James turn to see the entire crew laughing silently, or maybe laughing so hard they are at the point where no sound comes out. Finally, the director says "We were gonna see just how long you two would do that for!"

Imagine Tim, Dulé, Kirsten, James, and Maggie sitting around a campfire, playing an "adult" game of truth or dare. James gets dared to show the group his most embarrassing photo on his camera roll, or at least the most risky-to-show-in-public photo. It has to be a real photo, no screenshots from the Internet. He says to the group "I can't show you that because photos like that contain nudity." Tim raises his eyebrows and says "photoS, plural?" Dulé asks "You takin nude photos of yourself?" A light blush on Maggie's cheeks can barely be seen from the light of the campfire.
James simply responds "Who said they were of me?"