I do not own Gundam Wing this is simply for my own amusement
AN: I have been out of the game for years so bear with me here people. I have a few other stories under a different pen name from years back (to embarrassing to reveal) The show may no longer be on the air but I know there are still some us that have a special place for these characters in our hearts. So after many years of growing up and completely ignoring anime and fan fiction altogether I found my way back to my very first obsession. I have this story outlined in my head but and suggestions and stories ideas would be much appreciated...especially if they are funny! So here I go.....
Chapter One:
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"They love her and are devoted to her but….they have their own lives. I need some with her at all times that has absolutely nothing to loose."
"I understand."
"I need you to take care of her by any means necessary "
"Mission accepted."
"I mean more than her physical life…"
"Mission has already been accepted."
~*~
And The Headlines Read….
"Relena Peacecraft's New Love Interest….."
Relena's eyes widened in horror as the first tabloid was flopped down on the table in front of her…..
"The Princess Finally Meets Her Prince Charming….."
Her entire body tensed as she looked up at the rather large stack of glossy paper in the young mans arms as he laid out each one in front of her….
"The Dove Of Peace And War Hero In Love-The Juicy Details Inside…."
"Princess Falls In Love With Bodyguard-How Romantic!"
"Is Relena Planning A Secret Wedding? We have The Inside Scoop…."
Relena mortified turned to give them man standing behind an angry glare "I told you this would happen…but no let's not listen to Relena …."
The red faced man with the long braid could barely contain his laughter anymore as he shoved the last on in front of her "I thought we were friends Relena? You think you'd tell me if you were seeing some one!" he chuckled.
Yes, the last one was defiantly the worst….
"IF Walls Could Talk…" The last was a picture of Heero beginning to shut a dressing room door with Relena's back to the camera holding a stack of clothing.
"Heero Yuy If I still had a career it would be completely ruined." She said paper slowly crumbling under her grasp.
Relena was angrier than words could describe. Ever since she stepped down from her position as Vice foreign minister her guard detail had been stripped from her leaving her unprotected at all times. Millardo of course had flown off the handle and after many arguments and death threats had managed to persuade Kernel Une to allow one Preventer at all times to be on guard duty. The stipulation was that it was strictly volunteer basis….Millardo was not aloud to hand pick who he wanted guarding her sister. Luckily for Relena the men who stepped up were none other than Duo Maxwell and Wufei Chang. However after the kidnapping attempt from a deranged young man who had thought she'd stepped down from her position because she finally realized how much she was in love with him and thought it was time the two of them rode off together toward the sunset…
Well her brother took it upon himself to track down Heero (A task that strangely didn't take much time) and practically beg his former arch nemesis to make Relena his full time job. Apparently he'd agreed because the next morning she awoken to Heero leaning back in a chair right in front of her closed door.
At first she'd been happy about the arrangement but that feeling was quickly replaced with annoyance….
It didn't take long for him to remind her he was still as cold and unemotional as he'd always been. In the three weeks during his shifts they'd yet to have a single conversation. When at home he simply sat in the farthest place from her in whatever room she was occupying with his nose either stuck in a book or eyes intently on the screen of his laptop.
Public wasn't much better. He would simply walk beside her with his arms crossed and eyes constantly darting around looking for any impending threat. Any attempts on Relena's part toward a conversation were simply answered with disinterested "yes's" and "no's" And if ever asked a question that he could not give that she would only get a "Hn"
"Seriously buddy I thought we were friends? How come I had to find out about this at the news stand?" Duo teased "I get to be the best man right?"
"Its just petty gossip I've done nothing more than my job." Heero said monotone.
"Petty Gossip?" Relena shrieked "Someone coughed in the theatre and you had me on the ground…"
"How Romantic….." Duo gave a long dreamy eyed sigh.
Heero simply shifted his body weight to his other leg and shrugged "I can't be too careful."
"What about clearing out the women's restroom and standing outside my stall?"
"You did what?" asked Duo obviously flabbergasted "That's a little extreme…and in no way romantic!"
"I had to secure the perimeter."
"Defiantly not romantic." Duo muttered
Relena let her head fall onto the table in defeat "I finally have time for a boyfriend and now the entire world thinks I am involved" she sighed.
Duo looked a Heero with a pleading glance and was only returned with a blank expression "Her Brother is going to be pissed!"
Her eyes darted up to her friend and body guard…Millardo. Yes he would be angry. Maybe he would fire Heero….a small smile crept to Relena's face.
"Ring"
"Ring"
She turned to give Heero a smug smirk as she went to press the button to her Video phone.
"Millardo…so nice of you to call!" she said happily awaiting his fit of rage.
Unfortunately she was only met with a worried expression "How are you holding up?"
Relena's smile turned sour "I'm not happy about this…I think Heero needs to be relieved of his duties."
"No Relena he's the best out there and your lucky to have him."
"Lucky? Are you kidding me? I feel like a prisoner in my own house. He's obsessive and unpleasant to be around. The tabloids are completely his fault."
Millardo just sighed "Let me talk to Heero for a moment."
Heero moved from his spot on the wall as Relena turned to screen towards him. "Zechs, this will blow over."
"Yuy lighten up ok? She's not a politician anymore and in a few years she's probably wont even a guard."
"I'm doing my job." He said emotionless
Duo pushed Heero to the side as he brought his big grin to the screen "So what? You're not even worried that some of these rumors might true?"
Millardo let an amused laugh escape his lips "Not in the least."
"He sleeps in her room!" Duo pushed.
He just gave Heero a wary glance "Lighten up?"
"Acknowledged."
"Relena I think its best that until this blows over you stay with Quatre, he'll be staying at his estate in Switzerland over Christmas and the media will be unable to enter the grounds."
"Only on one condition" she argued "Heero won't be my guard while I am there."
He simply shook his head "I'm sorry Relena I gave Duo and Wufei time off for Christmas."
Duo and Millardo gave her a sympathetic look as she turned her head slightly to glare at Heero "Fine."
~*~
She threw the suitcases on her bed and immediately started throwing random items into them. Relena was too angry to care what she packed. Any other brother would have flown off the handle at the allegations and Heero's ass would have been immediately shipped off to either space or Antarctica. It seemed that they got along better now than they did during the war; Heero spoke more words to her brother during their brief phone conversation than he'd spoken to her in three weeks….
And that just pissed her off.
She caught a peek of falling snow through an opening in the curtains and immediately pulled them back. She put her hand over her heart and sighed as she remembered next week was Christmas and extremely disappointed she wasn't in a jollier mood.
It had been three years since Heero had fallen into her arms unconscious. To no ones surprise Heero escaped the hospital and soon as a few back were turned. Duo would occasionally bring Heero into their conversations stating he'd shown up at preventer's headquarters, for why only Heero knew but apparently he'd made the time to have brief conversations with Duo.
She wouldn't lie up until recently she's had somewhat of a school girl crush on him. He did a very good job of making that feeling go away. But at the very least after everything thing they went through during the war they could at least have some sort of friendship.
That wasn't happening. If she wanted to translate his actions the only thing she could come up with that either he was completely repulsed by her or she was a mere annoyance.
Then why the hell did he even take the job?
"ZZZZZIP"
Relena's thoughts were interrupted by the sound of Heero closing her fully packed and folded items of her suitcase. How long had she drifted off?
If she wasn't so aggravated he would have received a thank you as he walked out of the room to pack her belongings into the limo. Apparently she was incapable of packing her own suit case….or maybe he just had to check it for explosives…..or maybe just maybe he hand picked her clothing for the trip so he be sure she always wearing a suitable outfit for a quick getaway.
A delighted smile crept up her face as she got an idea……
If she couldn't get rid of the perfect soldier she'd make him want to leave……..
~*~
"You not doing a very good job she seems unhappy and this tabloid issue isn't helping."
"I'm doing my job."
"Not completely…"
"Apparently I'm unpleasant to be around."
"You can talk to her?"
"I don't have anything to talk about."
"Figure something out…anything…be nice…talk to her…anything. I don't need her mad at me for keeping you around."
"How long I am going to be around?"
"That's entirely up to you."