AN: Hi. Just to let you know, this contains EXTREME breaking of the mystical force that is the fourth wall. Yayz. -GXS -
(This takes place in OoT)
The setting was at Ganon's castle, a fortress of darkness and gloom. As Link ran through the abandoned Hyrule Market, his trusted companion,Navi, at his side, he suddenly stopped, his boots making comical skidding sounds. "What's wrong?" Navi asked. "Are you hurt? Do you need a coaster for your drink? Tell me!" "No," Link replied. "It's none of those. I just realized something. Why the HELL is this game called 'Legend of Zelda? I mean, it's ME saving the world, not the stupid princess who gets captured EVERY OTHER FRICKIN' DAY. I'm getting MY ass handed to me by ReDeads, Stalfos and *shudder* chickens. CHICKENS. How the HELL do you die from a chicken? I mean, it's almost as bad as card games on motorcycles! You know what? I quit. I'll just have to rescue her again, so it's not worth it."
Link ran in the other direction back to the Kokiri Forest screaming something about screwing the rules, because he had Rupees, or something. Or something. Navi sighed. "Well, looks like I have to find a new hero..."
THE END -
Yes, I know it isn't that great, but if you didn't like it, I just wasted five minutes of your life! XD Okay, now, review and find all the YGOTAS references!