One beautiful, sunny day, Grovyle hand picked ugly weeds, the best quality, for his love, the Grate. He skipped towards his beloved but when he arrived, he was shocked to discover that there were already flowers on the Grate! It started raining as he ran to the woven special snowflake sticks and was surprised to see a card with the flowers. It read: 'With beautiful feelings from me to you, Love Wobbuffet.
P.S.
I love you, hehe… darling.'
Grovyle dropped the ugly weeds in slo-mo while screaming "Nooooo!1!" He ran away to the pink beach and hurled himself into the depths of the purple sea. He got a pelipper to tie a big, ginormous anchor around his butts so he could sob without his love seeing him in agony. His tears were dense that they added to the water level creating some kind of global warming thing. He thought about how HAPPY they could be together, the Grate and him FOREVER! if only WOBBURFUT poofed into de airs.
Then he had it. He needed WOBBURFUIT gone… FOREVERS! He took a key out of his kangaskhan pouch and unlocked anchor from his butts. He doggy paddled to shore and sonic speeded to the Grate. Slow romantic music played in background.
As soon as he got to it/he/she/butts, he told it/he/she/butts, that he… loverd it/he/she/butts and steamed out that he wanted to be with it/he/she/butts for his entire life.
The Grate stared back.
Just then, WOBBURFERT came around the corner with her eyes wide open, screaming, "You can have it/he/she/butts on only one condition! If you… buy me a hot chocolate with EXTRA marshamelloews at Spinda's Café! Riiight now!"
Grovyle's whole face lit up and his cheeks went all the way up to his eyes and said "Okay."
And he sonic speed all way down to the café with a peppers shaker in his left hand and lived happliyly everes afters...
with the Grate.
Sorry for the wait me cheesy fans. Love you guysz… Hehehe