AN: Here it is! My new story! I got this idea from the cruise I just went on, and watching Cat's random thoughts 2 on , so for this story, i earsed all the episodes that happened after Cat's Random thoughts twow.

Also, I'll be trying some diffrent perspectives, so they might be slightly OOC

Disclaimer: I dont own iCarly. So, based on that statment, if you cant use deductive resonong to figure out that i dont own Victorious, I worry for you.

Cat Valentine was in a good mood as she took the bus (yes, the bus. Her filthy rich parents had offered her a limo service, but Cat had declined. She loved the bus.) home from school. She was wearing a pretty shirt with the word LOVE on it, she had a bubble-blower in her hand and it was a Friday. And there was only 3 months until her family vacation!

The only thing that could make it better is if it was the 26th! Cat thought, because that's when her whole family was going on a cruise. There would be days and days of open water sailing. On a boat that her dad couldn't take a helicopter to a business meeting. On a ship of which her mother would have to eat dinner with them every night, because there were not any social gala's to jet of too. A boat that her brother couldn't be arrested on. Hopefully.

"Thanks Mr. Bus Driver!" Cat chirped as she hopped of the bus. She ran up to her huge house, anticipating a yummy snack left on the table by the chef. Sure enough, as she hung up her pack back and ran into the kitchen, there was a plate of red velvet cupcakes waiting for her.

"Yes! Cupcakes! Thanks Pierre!" Cat shouted to the chef as she ran upstairs carrying the plate.

Cat was just settling down on her bed, with her cupcakes and watching a movie when a maid appeared at her doorway.

"A Miss West is here to see you." She said.

"JADEY!" Cat squealed as she paused the movie.

"DON'T CALL ME JADEY!" Jade yelled from downstairs.

"Shall I send her – " The maid started but Cat tore past her. She jumped down the stairs to see Jade standing in the den.

"Hey Jad – " Cat started to greet her friend when Jade grabbed her wrist and dragged her upstairs into Cat's room. Cat was thrown into the room and stood confused and shocked in the middle of it. Jade locked the door, and then collapsed on the floor, shaking. A strangled sob emerged from her, and Cat walked over to the crumpled girl on the floor.

"Jadey? Are you okay Jade?" Cat squeaked as she knelt next to her friend. She poked the black-clad figure. Jade only proceeded to cry harder. Cat gathered her friend onto her lap.

"Tell me what's wrong, Jadey. Are you alright? Maybe I could help you!" She said soothingly to her sobbing friend.

"You can't help me Cat. No one can." Jade said a minute later when she sat up.

"Jade, what's wrong? You're scaring me!" Cat asked, pleading with her big brown eyes.

"Nothing. Everything. Forget it. Maybe I should go." Jade said as she stood up and wiped her eyes.

"Wait, no! Stay! You haven't been over in forever." Cat whined.

"I was over two days ago!" Jade exclaimed as she straightened her top and finger combed her hair.

"Oh, yeah. But… I have new scissors…" Cat bribed as she held up the shiny tool. Jade snatched them out of her hands.

"Give me those flowers."

"Aw, Jade! I just got those!"

"Give them to me!" Cat sighed and reluctantly handed over the pink flowers. Jade started cutting up them violently and Cat looked around her room. Her eyes landed on Jade's bag. A camcorder was sticking out of it.

"Ooooh! A camera! Let's make a video!" Cat squealed. Jade looked up from her flowers. Cat gave her the Bambi eyes. Jade sighed, long and drawn out. Cat mouthed , and Jade agreed, too exhausted to argue.

"Fine. But I'm staying behind the camera." Cat 'yay'ed, and jumped on her bed. Jade positioned herself with the camera.

"Ready?" Cat asked. Jade nodded and pressed the record button.

"Yo yo yo! My name's Cat, which you probably already know if you go to Hollywood Arts, which is my school, which you probably already know if you go to Hollywood Arts. Or if you…" Cat was cut off by Jade.

"Get to the point." Came Jade's low voice.

"That's Jade!" Cat giggled.

"Ignore me and talk." Jade sighed.

"So many people ask me the same question- wait, I don't think you're recording." Cat stopped. She really was worried about Jade. Suddenly, she didn't want to do the video. She just wanted to help Jade.

"Yeah, I am."

"But the red lights not on!" Maybe if she could convince Jade that the camcorder wasn't rolling…

"This camera doesn't have a red light."

"Then how do I know its recording?"

"Because I'm telling you it is!" Jade exclaimed. "Talk!" She shouted at Cat. Cat shook her head and her smile came back.

"Lots of people ask me this question. They say; Hey, since your name is Cat, do you like cats? And the answer is, yes! I love cats! I don't have a cat, but I might get one if the neighbors down the street's cat is pregnant. Or she might just be fat. Or maybe she's fat and pregnant, we don't know. Well my mom thinks… She thinks that… She…" Cat trailed off. She didn't wanna do this anymore. Jade was still worrying her.

"Why'd you stop?" Jade demanded. Cat paused.

"Don't all camcorders have a red light?" She asked, wanting to stop the video.

"All but this one." Jade replied. Cat sighed.

"Should I go on?" She asked.

"Hey, that'd be great." Jade said in that tone of hers.

"Where was I?"

"Your neighbor's fat, pregnant cat." Jade said, and Cat burst into giggles.

"You know what that reminds me of?" She giggled again, and then stopped talking.

"WHAT?" Jade cried out.

"One time, I was eating dinner with my family and the electricity went out! No lie!" Cat giggled at the expression on Jade's face. The video would end soon. She was sure of it.

"So, what happened?" Jade asked, obviously nearing the end of her short patience.

"The electricity came back on, and one of my shish wan dumplings was missing!" Cat smiled as she saw that Jade stopped the video and looked at her phone. She texted something then reached for the camera.

"Yeah, you stopped it! Now we can talk about why you…" Cat said.

"No. I'm leaving after this is done." Jade replied.

"Aww, Jade..." Cat whined. Jade started recorcding again.

"I wish there was a red light…" Cat sighed. Jade rolled her eyes and looked at her phone again. As she read, her face crumpled and she was once again on the verge of tears.

"Okay, this is over." Jade said to Cat.

"No, wait! I wanna say one more thing!" If she could keep Jade here...

"Nope."

"One time, I was licking this cow and" Jade pressed the button and it was over.

AN: Yippee! The first chapter! I'm not entirly sure where I'm going with this, but i have a vauge idea! My updates might get slower, because school starts in 2 days. 8th grade! yay!

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