Hi, I Think I'm Real and Mouthy Buddha:
A Skeptical Yaoi
Real woke up in the morning next to his boyfriend, Mouthy. This was the first night that they had slept together. Real turned on the TV. Tara McCarthy was on TV and she revealed that she has taken over the US and it is now a white ethno state. The reason she decided to do this was because there was a white genocide in Europe and it is now the Islamic Caliphate of Europeistan. Tara came over to Real's house and told him that she is deporting him to Canada, which is now a mixed race ethno state. Real and Mouthy hugged, kissed, cried and said goodbye, they weren't sure if they would ever see each other again. Tara decided that she wanted to preserve the white race with Mouthy, however she made sex before marriage illegal, so she decided to marry Mouthy. After they got married Tara forced Mouthy to have sex with her in order to preserve the white race. The entire time Mouthy couldn't stop thinking about Real. Meanwhile in the mixed race ethno state, the Canadian government forced Real to marry Roaming Millennial. A few weeks later, Mouthy found out something shocking: Tara has Indian ancestry. Mouthy confronted Tara about this issue and she started crying. She it was so difficult being a mixed race white supremacist. She also revealed that there was no white genocide in Europe and it wasn't under Islamic control. Tara realised that ethnonationalism was stupid and America went back to normal. Real came home to Mouthy and they had sex forever.