WARNING!! CONTAINS GORE AND PROFANITY!! RATED M!! PLEASE SUPPORT!!
CHAPTER 1
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I slid my keys into my apartment door as I slowly opened it , drenched in sweat and and exhausted from fucking strippers all night. I walked in and shut the door behind me as I took off all my clothes and and threw them in a corner , only leaving my boxers on and jumped in my seemingly comfortable bed. I looked at my alarm clock and it read
'1:32 AM.' "At least tomorrow is Saturday...greedy ass strippers." I said to myself as my dick was paining me from cumming time and again from fucking strippers. I just laid back and shut my eyes to sleep , ignoring the dick pain.
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*Bump* I jumped up , wide awake as I heard something. *Bump* There it was again , this time , louder. The sound repeated itself for a few times , as I was looking around , listening and figuring out the source. *bump*... At that moment, I realized it was coming from my closet. "Hey! Who the fuck is in there? This ain't no fuckin' prank! come out here right now or I'll come in there and and fuck you up!" I yelled , but no response. I grabbed the baseball bat under my bed as I slowly walked toward my closet. My whole body was trembling as I reached for the closet door. I was ready to open it and swing the bat at whoever was in there. I quickly slid the door open and swung at the same time. It hit nothing. I slowly and thoroughly flipped through the peices of clothing in the closet. suddenly an asshole with a pig mask jumped out at me and stabbed me in my neck with a needle. Before I could do anything , I felt light headed , my body felt heavy and my vision started to blur. I fell to the ground and the last thing I said was "What are those!?".
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