AUTHOR'S NOTE: OK so I rated this story M because 1. I will be cursing a lot in this story, 2. There will be a chapter that is a sex scene, but for you people who can't stand to read pornography I will write a specially edited chapter for you, and 3. If it turns out the way I want it, it's basically going to be a Hogwarts soap opera. So yeah. Enjoy! :3D

Sage Matthews strolled into the Great Hall with her best friend, Willow Marvin. They were discussing what a lot of older students were chattering about—Valentine's Day, which was coming up in exactly one week. Next Friday, young wizarding couples everywhere would be giving gifts to their significant other. Which finally brings us to Sage and Willow.

"I just don't know what I should get him!" Sage whispered, as she and Willow took seats at the Slytherin table.

"I…..I got nothin'," Willow replied, deep in thought, as Sage spooned scrambled eggs and fried potatoes onto her plate.

"Damn. I was hoping you'd come up with something," Sage murmured.

"Wait…" Willow said, a grin crossing her face. "What if…" She turned to Sage with a "you-know-what-I'm-talking-about smile.

"Wha—oh. Oh. OH," Sage said, realizing. "Gosh, I don't know. Do you really think he'd do that?"

"Sage, you two have been dating since almost the beginning of fifth year. I think it's time to make a move on him." Willow's eyebrows rose and fell at the end of her sentence.

"God…are you serious? I just don't know—"

"Come on. You've made out loads of times in the Forbidden Forest," Willow cut Sage off. "Come on. I'll help you. You could do it in the Room of Requirement, and I could set it up with candles, and hearts, and—"

"OK, OK, you can set it up. How about midnight, the 15th? I'll get him out of his dormitory and bring him there," Sage finalized.

"So it's settled. You are having hot sex with Kale Simmons for Valentine's Day," Willow finished, cramming a last bit of toast into her mouth. "Let's go, I don't want to be late for Charms again."

"Alright, sixth years," Professor Flitwick announced," To finish up the year, we will be learning about Augamenti. It is a charm in which water is shot out of the wand. Now, to cast Augamenti, one must trace a pattern like this"—he traced a large, raindrop-like shape—"and say 'Augamenti!". Now, pair up and practice by aiming at the targets I have set up for your convenience. And no squirting each other with water. Any case of this will be sent straight to detention. Is that clear?"

A low rumble of yes's filled he classroom.

"Good. Now practice the wand motion so I can make sure you have it right." Professor Flitwick hopped off of his stack of books and began to walk around, examining each student's raindrop movement.

"Lovely, miss Matthews; Miss Marvin, you need to put more of a point towards the bottom, like this—"

Flitwick demonstrated for Willow, then continued to walk around the classroom.

"Ugh, I'm terrible at Charms. Like this?" Willow muttered, waving her wand again.

"Yeah, I think that's it," Sage murmured. "So what are your plans for Friday? Gonna make a move on Brad?"

"Cunningham? Ew, no. He grew his hair out, and it looks all greasy. And I heard he was going out with Dolores something." Willow retorted.

They rose out of their seats so they could practice the spell for real.

"I thought—Augamenti!—he was a nice guy," Sage said.

"I guess he was, but—Augamenti!—after creeping on him for too long, I realized he's a total jerk," Willow said.

The bell rang. "Good job today students, we will pick this up tomorrow. And as for you two, Cunningham and Varlock, you will stay after class to receive your detentions," Flitwick squeaked.

Sage and Willow—"See, I told you he was an oaf!"—gathered up their things and retreated to the noisy hallway.

As always- short or long chapters, what do you think should happen next, etc. etc. etc., did you like it, etc. I plan on eventually posting descriptions of Sage, Willow, Kale and a soon to be introduced sister to Sage—Lavender—but until then I'll probably have something up on my deviantArt channel, mypatronusisacat, so go check that out too! Kay, Bye! ~8)