Disclaimer:I don't nor have I ever owned star wars
"Hey Han!" Luke Skywalker yelled to his friend "Yeah Luke." "Check out this list I made."
So Han looked at the list when he read number four he burst out laughing. "Kid,are you suicidal?"
"Nope" Luke replied popping the p. "So Han do you wanna do these?"
"Are you kidding me? I'm not suicidal,you're the respected one remember." "Oh,Okay."
And so the list lay in the base only to be discovered years later.
"Hey look what's this?" Anakin Solo said to his older sister Jaina. "I don't know, but it looks pretty old."
"Hmm...wonder what it says." And with that Anakin brushed off the dust and the two could just barely see the words written on it
5 ways to annoy Darth Vader
By: Luke Skywalker
"Was Uncle Luke suicidal?" Anakin asked "I dunno let's see what it says."
1. Play 'Imperial March' every time he walks by.
"You call that humor?" "Quiet Jaina."
2. Dye his suit pink with 'Hello Kitty's' face on his cape.
"Okay,that's pretty funny." "Hey guys what's up." said Jaina and Anakin's brother Jacen. "Nothing much 'cept we're reading this list that Uncle Luke wrote." "Cool,can I read it to?" "Sure"
3. Poke him with a plastic lightsaber non-stop.
"Who knew Uncle Luke had a sense of humor." "Quit interrupting Jaina!" "Sorry Anakin."
4. Bring him to a therapist saying that he has 'anger management issues.'
The siblings looked at each other then at the list then back at each other then burst out laughing.
5. Change his vocal box making everything he says high-pitched.
"Hey you three what do you guys have?" "Uncle Luke you're hilarious!" "What do you mean by that Jacen?" Anakin handed him the list "Here."
"I was wondering what happened to this! Well you guys can have it know." And just like that Luke Skywalker made the trio's day.