Prologue to Grinch V. Veronica Mars:
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Once upon time, there was a green creature called a Grinch. It lived in a cave near a town called Neptune. He said to himself "The souls of the Whos in Neptune are in joy as it is Christmas Eve" while making a sweater and antlers for his dog Max. The Grinch wanted to steal gifts so Christmas would end. He had hated Christmas ever since his blue furred brother, the Grunch, had been killed by a horde of Pokemon fans who crushed in on Black Friday in 1999. The Grunch's last words were screaming "Jim Carrey, do not catch that Charmeleon" at a man who vaguely looked like the actor. His biggest target was a teenage girl who lived with her single, divorced father.
Veronica was celebrating Christmas Eve by watching The Wedding Singer with her Dad. Veronica laughed when the grandmother rapped and enjoyed every other second of the movie. After the movie asked her dad "What if the man I marry surprised me the way Adam did to Drew." Keith then said "It's just a movie, men aren't really like that." Veronica then went to bed, smiling.
While she was sleeping, the new camera her dad had bought was stolen by the Grinch.
To be continued...