Chapter 1 romance

All right so you want to write a Neptunia fanfic, but specifically about romance. Perhaps you want to write a Neptune/Noire story, or a Uni/Nepgear story. Perhaps you want to write about a foursome between Neptune, Noire, Blanc, and Vert, or maybe you just want to pair y̶o̶u̶r̶s̶e̶l̶f̶ your original character with the CPUs. Have no fear because I'm here to tell you exactly what to do to make your romance story a smash hit.

Step 1: Start your romance off with a bang

Now most writers will tell you that for a romance story to work, you need to have proper build up and pacing. For example, if they wanted to write a Nepgear/Uni story:

Uni paced back and forth on top of the rooftop of Gameacadami. "Ugh, why am I so nervous…" Uni said. "It's just Nepgear…" Of course, Uni knew exactly why she was so nervous, and that it had everything to do with Nepgear. Suddenly the door to the roof opened, and Nepgear stepped out.

"Uni, you said you wanted to meet me?" Nepgear asked.

Uni took a deep breath. "Nepgear, there's something I've been meaning to tell you…" Uni turned to face Nepgear.

"Nepgerar I-I love you."

HOWEVER; you're a much better a writer than those posers, so you'll write something even better than them.

Song to set the mood: watch?v=CwrRkOSIoLs

Uni-Chan paced back and forth on top of the rooftop of Gameacadami. "Ugh, why am I so nervous…" Uni said. "It's just Nepgear-Chan…" Of course, Uni knew exactly why she was so nervous, and that it had everything to do with Nepgear-Chan. Suddenly the door to the roof opened, and Nepgear-Chan stepped out.

"Uni-Chan, you said you wanted to meet me?" Nepgear-Chan asked.

Uni- Chan took a deep breath. "Nepgear-Chan, I want to have your babies."

And then they HAD SEX!

See this is a much better way of expressing Uni's love for Nepgear, who needs a proper setup, that's for all those lame writers!

Step 2: Have tension

Now a romance story should have a certain amount of tension. This'll show how the couples love can overcome the challenges to come for example:

"Uni I don't want you to see Nepgear anymore." The two of them were in the Basillicom, watching the staff bustle to and fro. Noire said to Uni. Uni was shocked by this, "Is this about the console war?" Noire nodded.

"Listen Uni, the war's gotten worse over time and Planeptune's starting to get desperate." Noire said. "There's no telling what they'll do, Neptune might even try to use you as an advantage."

"Noire, I've been to Planeptune so many times, Neptune would never-"

"I said no Uni!" Noire shouted, causing the staff to stop what they were doing, and stare at the two CPUs. Noire sighed and put her hand on Uni's shoulder. "Listen Uni, I just…I just want you to be safe."

This a shitty example though, it should be more like…

"Uni I dont want you to see piece of shit Nepgear anymore." The two of them were in the Basillcicom, watching the staff bustle to and fro. Noire said to Uni. Uni was shocked by this, "Is this about the console war?" Noire nodded.

"Listen Uni, the wares gotten worse over time and Planeptuneis starting to get desperate." Noire said. "Theres notelling what they'll do, Neptune, the bitch, might even try to use you as an advantage."

"Noire, I've been to Planeptune so many times, Neptune would never-"

"Shut the fuck up Uni!" Noire shouted and then slapped the ever-loving shit out of Uni, causing the staff to stop what they were doing and cheer because they Christmans and they were closed mindeded, and lookeded at two CPUs. Noire sighed and put her hand on Uni's shoulder. "Listen Uni,you can't be gay, or I'll fucking kill you."

See this is a perfect way to write tension, it'll also allow you to set up a death flag for a character you don't like.

Step 3: P̶l̶a̶g̶e̶r̶i̶z̶e̶ Borrow ideas

Writing a story is hard, writing a romance story is even harder. Writer's block can come up, and you'll be stuck staring at a blanc(ha ha see what I did there) screen. In that case, all you must do is P̶l̶a̶g̶e̶r̶i̶z̶e̶ borrow some one else's ideas. They won't mind at all, especially if you put it on fanfic site years after their untimely death. For example:

Whoa, ¿realmente traduces esto? No sé si eso es triste o si me alegro de que se tomaron el tiempo para hacer esto y sí me plagerized mi propio trabajo, aunque estoy bastante seguro de Google traducir va a algunos cómo lío las cosas de alguna manera.

"UNI no quiero que veas un pedazo de mierda Nepgear más. " estaban en el Basillcicom, viendo el ajetreo y el bullicio del personal aquí y allá. Noire le dijo a UNI. UNI se sorprendió por esto, "¿se trata de la guerra de la consola? "NOire asintió con la cabeza.

"escucha UNI, las mercaderías empeoraron con el tiempo y Planeptuneis empezando a desesperarse. "NOire dijo. "no se sabe lo que van a hacer, Neptuno, el perro podría incluso tratar de usarlo como una ventaja. "

"Noire, he estado en Planeptune tantas veces, Neptuno nunca-¡" cierra la jodida UNI! "Noire gritó y luego abofeteó a la siempre amorosa follar UNI, causando que el personal para detener lo que estaban haciendo y animar porque Christmans y estaban cerrados Mindeded, y miró a dos CPUs. Noire suspiró y puso su mano sobre el hombro de la UNI. "Escucha UNI, no puedes ser gay, o te mato. "

Step 4:Ignore the haters

You'll eventually get some haters who can't understand your greatness, Ignore those fuckers, who are they to tell you how to write, your mom told you to be what you wanted, and you wanted to be a great writer, delete those negative comments, all you need is praise.

Step 5: Repeat

What other writing tips do you want to learn from me?