Nick is underage? A Zootopia Satire

by w0kerryt

So this is another Zootopia satire made by me. Just read it and try not to feel nauseous. T for moderate violence and mild sexual themes

Nikc Wild was jut leaving work wheb cheef pogo ask nick wen he was boen. " I was boen in 1985 as alwaya but pogo didt beleef him. pogo punhced him hars "i scaned yu and it sais yur fortean." "But im fertyfree." "shut up hey judee arest him" "but hes my biyfrend" no he snot becus hes forteam. "WHAT"

Judee iti s troo i am fortean" judee ast him wi bit al he sad was i liyk yu judee and i wont to bee wif yu. "But now im a seckd efender nik now if we downt figer tis den i wil be in jial wif yu. judee new that noon wil beleev judee so hse drored her gun and shto niks fays Judee reelisd wot she dun an nou she wsa merder. o wel hse sed and sht jurself. poog caym froo and was supriysd to sea judee and nik ded on the flor.

HTE END