THE PUBERTY MOVIE
The interviewers are in bold.
"Hello, gentlemen."
"Hey, doc. Glad you could come. Sit there, okay?"
"Sure thing"
"So… did you ever go through puberty?"
"Excuse me? You said I was here for an interview!"
"You are. We need your input for a teenage puberty movie."
"I didn't agree to this!"
"Well, did you go through it or not?"
"I …..did."
"Was it hard?"
"Always"
"I mean the emotional changes"
"Oh. Sorry. Yes they were…hard too."
"Have you ever had sex?"
"Is this for the movie or your own personal amusement?"
"Both. Answer the question."
"No"
"No as in you've never had sex, or no you won't answer the question?"
"I'VE NEVER HAD SEX! Can I go now?"
"No, you're under contract. Now, how do you feel around Susan?"
"What do you mean?"
"Emotions, like happy, sad, mad, bad, angry…aroused?"
"What?!?"
"You heard me"
"I'm not answering that"
"If you don't, I'll just put down the last one."
"NO! Susan might see…"
"You care that much?"
"Yes. I'm leaving!"
"Whatever, I'm still putting the last one!"
"Well, it's the truth…"
"Sorry, dude. Sorry you're sexually frustrated"
*sigh* "Me too"