AN: And hello, I have truly lost my mind! I'm so so so so very sorry. How about this, in punishment I give half my lunch to my friends. Wait, that happens anyway, never mind. Okay sorry, I was fangirling over NCIS. By the way, this was both funny at killing me. It's more of a joke ship fanfic :) I give you, pure horror and terror in the form of Percy x Chiron!
A Creepy and Slightly Scary Ship Fanfic
Unknown to all that was what Cupid's second bow was, well, unknown to all but the God of love himself and Chiron. Chiron was actually the current owner of the bow, though he had yet to use it. So many times he had desperately wanted to, but he stopped himself, if only barely. But this time, this time it was different. He couldn't stop himself; he'd fallen too hard this time. He just couldn't get back up so he did the only thing he could, the only thing he could to save himself from the pain. He used the bow. One night, when Percy and Annabeth were walking hand in hand back to Percy's cabin, quite simply making his skin crawl, he notched an arrow with his name engraved into it, checking the wind, aimed and released. It hit Percy exactly where his Achilles heel used to be - the small of his back. Instantly, it melted into him and he pushed Annabeth away, leaving her to run to her own cabin with salty tears running freely and staining her face.
Silently, Chiron jumped down and trotted over to where Percy stood, his eyes like the sea, so easy to get lost in, his hair as mesmerising as normal.
As soon as Percy saw him, he all but leaped into his welcoming arms, kissing him instantly. Well, that is until Athena charged down from the heavens and blasted Percy to a charred pile, slapped Chiron then flew to England and burn JoJo Dragons like a witch. The End.
AN: I felt like I needed to be cleansed XD