99 went over to Max's apartment. He was taking her out to dinner. They hugged and kissed at the door.
"Oh, 99, I should warn you that I've installed a new security device here."
"Where is it?"
"Er. . . I don't remember! But don't worry, it won't cause any physical harm, if you accidentally trip it off. Sit on the couch and get comfortable." She did this. "Would you like a drink?"
"A whiskey sour would be nice."
"One whiskey sour coming right up!"
He went to the bar and prepared the drink. She took out a cigarette and lit it.
Suddenly, water rained on her!
"Max!"
He turned around. She was completely soaked!
"That's my new security system. Sorry about that, 99!"
She shook her wet head! "Can I have a towel, please?"
"Coming right up, 99."
As he was getting it, she downed her drink in one gulp!
