Sonics weird mishaps!

One day sonic went to tail's workshop, and now is the mishaps! What you do is pick 1, 2, or 3 and go to that number to see what happens!
1: Sonic walks in and it is a whole other dimension, sonic goes "wow" and steps into a black hole. He falls and screams until he hits the bottom. A voice goes "this was supposed to be bottomless but we are so sick of your whining we will let you go!" The black hole spits him out and he is actually in tail's workshop. He says, "what's up tails?" When tail's says, "I knew you were gullible enough to go into my portal machine!

2: Sonic Walks in to tail's workshop when his head is sawed off. He says "am I in heaven". A voice booms "no you are in hell! hahahahahha" then sonic is burned until he is a chicken. The devil eats him. Tail's comes to the devil and shakes his hand. Tails said "Thanks for the assassin job I couldn't of done it without you!" "My pleasure, I thought sonic was a blue headed bitch any way"
3: Sonic walks in and there are a bunch of ninjas and people with guns. Sonic goes matrix dodges until he sees robotnic in the back of the workshop about to kill tails. He yells "NO" he is still in matrix so he is too late to save tails as well as himself and he dies in slow motion "NO" for the next 3 hours he is still dying. Robotnic goes "just shoot the bitch again will ya" They shoot him and he is dead.
Special ending: This ending is for the hardcore reader! Not that it is long but it is cool! Not really funny.

Sonic walks into tail's workshop and sees all his friends about to be dipped into acid and right before he dunked them sonic turns super and beats the shit out of robotnic when Knuckles and tails go hyper and turbo and join in beating him. When Metal Sonic comes, and supersonic beats more shit out of Metal Sonic, then Metal Sonic goes super! (I will be calling him SMS, K?) They fight clashing mighty strength until both are tired. They change back into regular; sonic quickly spins metal sonic to win.
Thank you,

For reading my little story(-y ies)