Shadow Says
Shadow was at home, watching TV. One of Sonic's old cartoons came on and Shadow was so board, he decided to watch it. But then the Sonic Says segment came up.
And Shadow was shocked and insulted by what he saw.
"These are the so called 'messages' that they want kids to follow? They put this on fucking television?"
Shadow refused to stand for this. He was going to go down to that television studio and give them a piece of his mind.
The CEO of KidsTV was doing paperwork in his office when his secretary called him.
"You have a visitor, sir."
"Tell them I'm busy and to come back at four."
"Um, sir he's coming in anyway!"
His door was suddenly kicked in.
"Without looking up he asked, "And what is it that you want that can't possibly wait till four?"
"It's about your Sonic cartoon and its so called 'PSAs'.
Still not looking up. "And what's the problem?"
"You're sending kids stupid and terrible messages!"
The CEO finally looked up and was completely unfazed by the fact that Shadow the Hedgehog was in his office yelling at him. "And do you think you can do better?"
"I could do better in my sleep!"
"Alright, you're hired!"
Shadow paused, surprised. "Hired? For what?"
"To be the new face of our PSAs. You start in two hours. Now of course we're gonna need a kid for you to teach lessons to. Someone go find that Tails kid! As for you…" He scribbled on a sticky note and handed it to Shadow. "Go down to makeup and give them this. They'll get you camera ready."
Shadow took the note and went down the hall. "Time to give kids the PSAs they really need."