(Note: I've read most of the warrior cats books and therefore if you've not read most of them this story may spoil a few things but not much)
Hey, I'm RainbowDinosaurNinjas, Ninja for short if you like.
This story is random so.. enjoy! :)
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this entire story, not a thing. I don't own anything at all, not even the lightbulb, *lightbulb magically disappears* thats belongs to merlin the wizard who lives in the attic of my house, but the thing is, my house doesnt have an ATTIC! *spooky music*
Whitewing collapsed in front of the tv after a day of hunting and suddenly remembered the most important thing ever that was about to happen in just moments.
Thunderclan were eating their prey when suddenly...
"THE NEW TV SHOWS ARE STARTING!" Whitewing screamed as she ran around the camp on a flying pink unicorn.
All the cats started panicking and started racing to the giant 200 inch screen tv they had hanging above the highledge.
"Where did she get the-..." Jayfeather started saying but just shook his head and walked towards the tv.
"IT'S RAINING CHEESECAKES!" Half Moon screamed and threw a bowl of popcorn at Jayfeather's face.
"Where did you come from?" Jayfeather asked as he ate the radioactive popcorn.
Half Mon shrugged and started singing the Pokémon theme song.
Jayfeather spat out the popcorn, "What's in these?"
"THEY GOT BACON AND SOAP IN 'EM!" Half Moon yelled as she put a green dog costume on. "Invader Zim for LIFE!"
"Oh no you di'nt," Millie yowled, who just happened to be wearing a spongebob custume.
Half Moon stood in front of Millie, "Oh it's on!"
"There's only one way to settle this!" Millie meowed, "Charmander, I choose you!"
Graystripe, who just happened to be dressed in a Charmander costume, raced out from behind Millie, "Char!"
"Well then, Pikachu, I choose you!" Half Moon shouted.
Jayfeather, dressed as Pikachu, ran out onto the field that had randomly appeared.
Jayfeather paused, "Remind me why I'm doing this again?"
Half Moon evilly smiled, "Because if you don't, Mr Snugglewuggles gets his stuffing pulled out!" She held up a fluffy pink teddy bear.
"No! Not Mr Snugglewuggles!" Jayfeather yowled. "For Mr Snugglewuggles!"
Jayfeather charged at Graystripe and used thunderbolt, which had no affect since he's a cat...
"Hmm.." Jayfeather pondered this for a moment, then suddenly had an idea, "I'll be back!"
"OMG!" Ferncloud screamed, "The tv shows are starting!"
"Everyone look!" Someone shouted.
-somewhere in tv land-
"Welcome, welcome to 'Warriors TV'!" A fluffy black furred cat meowed as she walked into the spotlight on the camera.
A fiery coloured cat walked into the spotlight to the left of the black cat, "Where we have all your... er..." The ginger cat looked confused, "What kinda tv shows do we show?" He called to an offstage cat.
"Reality I guess," The cat called back.
"Yeah, what he said.." The ginger cat mumbled.
"Okay..." The black cat mewed awkwardly. "Well, I'm your host Darkheart.. *awkward silence* What?" She shouted, "I was an evil little apprentice... I tried to bring some piranha into camp... But anyway, thats another story for another episode."
The ginger cat coughed awkwardly.
"Oh and thats Emberstream your co-host." Darkheart mewed.
"I like poptarts." Emberstream meowed randomly.
"Onto the first show!" Darkheart meowed as she pulled out some hot mustard. "Dark Forest's Kitchen!"
"Wha-sat?" Emberstream pointed to the hot mustard.
"Just try it and you'll see."
-Dark Forest's Kitchen-
Is experiencing some technical issues...
-back to tv hosts-
"Er... I guess we could go to 'BlueSnow'." Darkheart meowed awkwardly.
Emberstream was running around at the back screaming and breathing fire.
"Just a quick note," Darkheart mewed, "The cats on these tv shows are forced to take special medicine to keep them sane instead of how they actually are when the cameras are off. The medication doesn't work well on some cats which is why you will see some cats acting strange. The medication is still being tested and has various side effects. Emberstream and I are forced to take the medication too." At the end of saying all that Darkheart burst into flames, "Er... Side effect."
-BlueSnow-
*awesome spy music starts playing*
The setting was dark and to be heard was the light splatter of falling rain.
A mysterious voice spoke, "In a world where candy mountain is run by none other than exploding fish, Charlie and the unicorns must-"
"HEY! We talked about this already!" A random grey, blue cat appeared on screen. "This is a talk show! Not Charlie the unicorn!"
A snowy white cat appeared next to the other, "Every time they mess this up." She shook her head, "Last time it was batman, the time before that it was the Matrix." The white cat sighed.
The actual setting was revealed as the lights came on. The stage was bright white and two sofas lay directly in the middle along with a bunch of other props and junk.
The audience screamed as the two cats from before walked across the stage where they went to take a seat on one of the sofas.
The white cat's bright eyes scanned over the audience and screamed, "WOO! Lets get this party started!"
She jumped off the sofa just as 'Thriller' started playing in the background and started dancing the macarena, "I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world! What are the lyrics, I forgot them! You can brush my fur, something something something! Something something!"
The blue cat curled into a ball and started rocked back and forwards, "The pills aren't working..." she sighed.
The white cat paused, "Yes they are, remember the rehearsal? The whole building was on fire."
The blue cat lifted her head up, still rocking back and forwards, now with a scared expression on her face, "The poor, poor moose. The ninja dinosaurs. The chainsaws..." She froze, "THE POKéMON!"
The white cat started giggling. "Charizard," she smiled, "We have to invite Charizard back to have an interview!"
The blue cat dive bombed off the sofa and started screaming madly and running around the stage yelling, "IT BURNS!"
The white cat was laughing like a maniac and started to roll on the floor cackling.
-small intermission-
-back to Thunderclan-
"Charizard," Millie mewed, "Greystripe, evolve into Charizard!"
"But I only have a Charmander costume!" He whined.
"Well go buy one then!" She yelled.
Jayfeather came racing in the camp entrance with a bucket of water, a toaster and an EXTREMELY long extension cord.
Jayfeather hooked the toaster to the powerplug on the extension cord and threw the bucket of water over Greystripe, he threw the toaster at Greystripe and yowled, "Pika-CHUUUU!"
Moments later Greystripe lay in a daze on the ground twitching violently.
Brambleclaw came over to be the ref, "Charmander is unable to fight, Pikachu wins the battle!" He shouted.
Half Moon jumped up and down, "You did it Pikachu!"
Jayfeather smiled and mewed, "Pika!"
-back to BlueSnow-
Both cats were sitting calmly on the sofa.
The blue cat started speaking, "If you haven't guessed yet, I'm Bluestar and that is my sister Snowfur."
(AN: Yes Bluestar actually does have a sister named Snowfur, it's all in Bluestar's Prophecy)
"We are your talkshow hosts for BlueSnow." Snowfur mewed.
"To explain to you what this show is about we made an awesome speech for you. Snowfur, you start." Bluestar meowed.
"Well... Umm... On BlueSnow we interview cats from any of the warrior books-" Snowfur paused.
"Or any character or other random person, from anywhere, that a reviewer suggests to us." Bluestar mewed.
Snowfur continued, "We will tell you who we are interviewing the week before so reviewers can post their questions to the one being interviewed."
Bluestar suddenly remembered, "Oh yes, and we do dares!"
"Oh yeah, "Snowfur mewed, "We take dares from the reviewers as well as questions. The dares can be for the one being interviewed or other characters." Snowfur looked serious for a moment, "Only reasonable dares, no 'make out with so-and-so' dares or anything worse or along the lines of that."
Bluestar thought for a moment, "Thats it for now but more things will be added to the show later on, ideas from reviewers are much appreciated." She smiled.
"Oh! I just remembered about our reporter!" Snowfur burst out.
"Oh yeah..." Bluestar murmured. "Well, we have a reporter as well!"
"Our reporter goes around the lake and where ever else she is called to looking for stories for us." Snowfur meowed.
Bluestar thought for a moment, "She's basically our gossip detective if ya think about it."
Snowfur nodded, "I suppose so."
Bluestar looked sad for a moment, "We currently don't have anything for you reviewers because this is the first episode so no ones reviewed yet since its the first time this show has aired."
"Yeah," Snowfur mewed, "I guess til next time." She waved goodbye.
"Goodbye!" Bluestar mewed sadly, then she cheered up, "Remember to review and suggest someone to interview, questions, dares, or maybe a story for our 'Gossip Detective'."
Both cats waved goodbye to the camera as the audience cheered loudly from behind.
-back to tv hosts-
"Well I hope you enjoyed BlueSnow as our first tv show so far since Dark Forest's Kitchen had weird technical issues, but I'm sure the show will be back whenever we next come back." Darkheart mewed.
Emberstream stopped breathing fire for a moment, "Does that mean we're finished today?"
Darkheart thought for a moment. "I suppose so, because we were supposed to show those to tv shows and we don't have anything ready just now."
Emberstream started crying and fell to the floor sobbing.
"Don't be sad Emberstream," Darkheart mewed, "The shows will be back soon."
Emberstream looked up, "I'm not crying about that."
Darkheart got confused, "Why are you crying then?"
"I WANNA POP TART!" Emberstream screamed and started sobbing again.
*facepaw* "Well thats it for now," Darkheart meowed. "Make sure you review or I may just have to ask my piranha friends for a little favour." She mewed darkly.
-back to Thunderclan-
Half the cats were sobbing because of there being no more tv shows on.
"Stuff this," Berrynose meowed, "I'm watching 'The Mentalist'." He grabbed the romote, changed the channel and grabbed the leftover radioactive popcorn.
Thats the end of the first chapter, don't worry I have a bunch of tv shows planned for future episodes... so.. Review!
I need reviewers for BlueSnow and Im also looking for any ideas anyone has.
Please tell me if you think I should actually continue this story, its my first fanfic story.
Also I have school and stuff so I may take a while to update sometimes if you think I should continure that is.
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