60 things Girls wish guys knew
1:When a girl runs up to her boy friend usually he says "Who's ass am I kicking today?"
"Alfred! Alfred!" _ cried to her boyfriend Alfred F. Jones aka America.
"Huh whats wrong _-?" Alfred turns to see his girl-friend for 2 years cry up to him.
Something in him snapped. Seeing his girlfriend with tears in those beautiful eyes of her made him angry at the poor bastard who's gonna get a likely beating from the blue eyes nation. Holding her closer and Alfred tried his best to calm her down. He whispered into her ear and said in a cold voice "So _ who's ass am I, the hero, gonna kick today?"
_ smiled up at her boyfriend happily.
"I'll show you where this ass hole is!" she cried out happily grabbing Alfred's hand
"He better watch out my hero is coming through!"
Alfred grinned at the how his girlfriend called him "her hero". That just boosted his ego even higher.
"Yeah I'm the hero who's gonna kick his ass!" Alfred said getting pumped.
~~~Extended ending~~~~
"Here he is Alfred!" _pointed to the HUGE motorcycle guy.
Alfred turned super pale.
"Hey you big jerk my boyfriend's gonna kick your ass!"
The motorcycle guy went up to him practically casting a huge shadow over Alfred.
Alfred chibi cried.
Should' have asked how big he was first.
Before you send your boyfriend to kick some guys ass tell him how big he is.