Hello there,
These chapters are just series of drabbles, oneshots, all 200 words exactly in length. These are all just random things, some AU, some canon, some just pure nonsense. Please read and review, it would mean a lot to me.
Some of these drabbles are angst, others humour and others are just characters' thoughts during certain scenes in the movie.
I don't own anything you recognise. Merlin doesn't belong to me, it belongs to big hotshot TV people who wear suits and can incinerate me with a glare.
Warning: Some stories may contain mature language, but nothing too graphic.
"Merlin!" Arthur called out.
There was a huge crash and Arthur entered his room to find his armour all over the floor, and Merlin standing in the middle of the mess.
"Pick it all up, clean and polish it. I expect everything to reflect my surface tomorrow." Arthur sighed, not surprised at his clumsy servant.
"Of course, sire." Merlin muttered, keeping his head down. He knelt down and began collecting the armour, not noticing that Arthur hadn't left yet.
"OK, what's wrong now?" Arthur sighed.
"Nothing, I just finished cleaning them and have to redo it all." Merlin shrugged.
"Can't you just, I don't know, waggle your fingers and have it all done?" Arthur asked, gesturing with his hand.
"What do you mean by that?" Merlin chuckled nervously.
"With your magic, Merlin. Seriously. You're such an idiot if you don't realise that you can do your chores like that, as long as no one catches you." Arthur shrugged.
Merlin stared at him open mouthed. "What?" Merlin asked, confused.
"Merlin, you can't hide anything from me. As long as you don't make me prance around like a girl, we're fine. Don't forget to clean my boots." Arthur ordered as he left.