Why Does The Chazz Brag?
Summary: The Chazz is a mass of egotistical gas; an immature, juvenile, puerile, who acts superior to everyone else, with a vocabulary consisting of 'slacker'.
Rating: T
Genre: Humor/Parody
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! GX or Why does the sun shine? But I do own Why does The Chazz Brag?
Author's Note: While working on my Yu Yu Hakusho story, I got struck with Why does the sun shine? in my head and ended up making this little diddy. Blame They Might Be Giants. Slightly implied yaoi.
Chapter One: The Chazz
The Chazz is a mass of egotistical gas
An immature, juvenile, puerile
Who acts superior to everyone else
With a vocabulary consisting of 'slacker'
The Chazz is hot
The Chazz is not
A very kind person
But at Duel Isle, he'd have no life
Without the adventures Jaden gives
We need his green
We need his cash
Cause he's a millionaire
The Chazz would be a nobody, without his bro's money
The Chazz is a mass of egotistical gas
An immature, juvenile, puerile
Who acts superior to everyone else
With a vocabulary consisting of 'slacker'
The Chazz is hot (The Chazz is so hot that every gay male on the island beg to screw him; Atticus, Syrus, Zane, and many others)
The Chazz is small. (The Chazz is so small, he could pass for an anorexic baby; and yet, he eats often.)
The Chazz is a closet gay (Been so for about five years, and that's while he follows Atticus around.)
But even when he's out of sight, the Chazz brags night and day.
We need his green
We need his cash
Cause he's a millionaire
The Chazz would be a nobody, without his bro's money
The Chazz is a mass of egotistical gas
An immature, juvenile, puerile
Who acts superior to everyone else
With a vocabulary consisting of 'slacker'
The Chazz, ladies and gentlemen.