If I Were in Tartarus With a Computer

by Fireheart24

What might have happened if some random pedestrians fell into Tartarus through the hole Percy and Annabeth left when they fell into Tartarus, and I was one of them. BTW, It may or may not be what I actually would do, and only covers the very beginning of what might happen, it is SOLELY FOR HUMOR PURPOSES and is what I COULD do. One-shot. Contains challenge at the end.

I am aware that this story is not the best and has major plot holes, it is JUST FOR FUN!

"Me" POV

Suddenly I felt myself falling, falling, and then Splat! The water was cold and reeked of misery. I could hear the voices beckoning to me, telling me to give up. As fast as I could I jumped out. Holy cat! I thought as I stared at the red sky and sharp glass ground, I'm in Tartarus!

"Monsters" POV

Everyone stared at the newcomer as she looked around, terrified. Suddenly, she pulled out a computer, typed something, and out came a sound that had never been played in Tartarus before, and for good reason.

Pink, fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows

Pink, fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows

Pink, fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows

Pink, fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows

"Let's test test your knowledge and see what you've learned so far. What color are the unicorns?"

"PINK!"

"Where are they dancing"

"RAINBOWS!"

"Please use one word to describe the texture of their magical fur"

"..."

"Smiles!"

"YAY!"

Pink, fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows

Pink, fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows

Pink, fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows

Pink, fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows

Pink, fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows

Pink, fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows

Pink, fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows

Pink, fluffy unicorns dancing on, dancing on RAIN!

During the entire thing, the girl was dancing joyously, much to the monster's horror. When she finally finished, she asked, "Do you want to hear it again?"

Challenge

To create your own "If I were in Tartarus with a computer" story

Rules:

1. It has to be just for laughs, we don't want to get to serious

2. It has to have both a "Me" and a "Monster" POV, though you can but don't have to have specific monsters

3. It can be as detailed or as complicated as you want, but it has to be something you might do, and it has to involve a computer (even if it's just you hitting monsters with a computer)

4. No special superpowers you don't have. Example: If you can't shoot lasers out of your eyes in real life, you can't in this fic.

5. NO SWEAR WORDS OR ADULT THEMES! I MEAN IT!

...and that's it! Thank you for reading, and please don't flame! Remember, this was just for fun, I wasn't actually trying to make it a good or bad fic. But, if there are any spelling or grammar errors though, please tell me so that I can look over them.