Tina's Dare's of Torture Show
Me: Hello everyone, and welcome to my torture show. Today, me and my co-host, Erica, will be giving our lovely cast Dares that will ether kill them or embarrass them into a life as a hermit.
Erica: Hi, I'm the co-host, let me introduce our cast who happily joined us, or made us shove them in a closet just to get here.
Me: That's not true
Erica: Ok, whatever, on with the show. Today we have these wonderful people that will most likely die of embarrassment, let me introduce… Ash, Dawn, May, Drew, Misty, Tracey, Gary, Leaf, Jimmy, Marina, Kyler, and Tyler (A/N: they're from my Jhoto story).
Ash: Hi, nice to be here
Paul: Whatever
Me: Shut up Paul, your mom didn't even love you so, Erica first Dare
Erica: These are the Dares I made myself. Ash, you're first
Ash: Cool, hit me with it
Erica: Ok, let Pikachu hit you with thunder shock.
Ash: He would never do that
Me: Fine, if yours won't, mine will. Go Pikalina
Pikalina: Pikachuuuu *shocks ash 199 more times*
Ash: ugh, help me
Me: No haha, boo you. Erica, next dare
Erica: *sarcasm* Yes your majesty. Ok, Dawn, Light Buneary on fire, then eat her?
Me: DO NOT EAT HER
Dawn: But I don't wanna. She's my friend
Me: Ok, you ether take the dare, or get shoved into a closet with a rabid Conway for 3 hours
Dawn: Fine. Buneary, come out.
Buneary: Bun
Dawn: I'm sorry, but I have to light you on fire *set's her on fire*
Ash: It's ok Dawn. *to me, BRING THE FLIPPIN BUNEARY BACK NOW*
Me: Ok Dawn, you get her back at the end of the chapter
Dawn: R-r-really? Bu-but ho-how?
Me: Well, I am the author, aren't I? I can do anything
Erica: she's right you know. She let Ash survive those 200 shocks, right
Dawn: Yeah, you can continue the show
Me: Ok, that's good. ERICA, NEXT DARE!
Erica: Do I have to?
Me: yes, or do you want me to get Harley
Drew and May: Oh dear God no
Erica: Fine. May, go make out with Drew and tell him you wuvv him
May: WHAT, NO WAY
Me: I got a rabid Harley in a cage ready to get you, do you want that instead?
May: DEAR GOD NO! Fine, Hey Drew
Drew: What
May: *Kisses him* (A/N: Use your imagination on what happened, ok)
Me: Ok, who wants to break them up, Erica or Harley?
Erica: NOOOOO WAYYY IN THE FLYIN PANCAKE AM I DOIN IT
Harley: heehaw, I'll do it
Me: Ok, fine.
Harley: Heehaw, Maysie, Drewsie, break it up, ok
May and Drew: WTF
Me: HAHAHAH THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST PANCAKE I'V EVER SEEN
Ash: Why a pancake?
Me: Because, I don't swear
Paul: She's to afraid to
Me: Erica, sick em'
Erica: Yes! Grrrr *attacks him ant throws him off a cliff*
Me: No, bad Erica, we needed him for his Dare *snaps fingers and he appears*
Paul: I'm gonna Friggin' kill that co-host
Me: ok, his dare next, I'm gonna say it, ahem. Wear a pink thong that says 3Paul3 on the front until chapter 6. If you take it off or put any other clothes on, I will sick Harley and Erica on you
Everyone: Haha this should be good
Paul: I'm not doing it
Me: Fine, I'll just replace each of your Pokémon with a Magicarp
Paul: Fine * goes and put's the thong on
Me: OK, THAT IS THE FUNNIEST PANCAKE I'VE EVER SEEN, HAHAHAHAHA
Everyone else: HAHAH, THIS IS UNTIL CHAPTER 6, IT'S GONNA BE FUNNY
Me: Ok people, move on, we still have 9 more dares. Ok Erica read Drew's dare
Erica: This is one of my favorites. Drew, light your hair on fire until all you have is a buzz-cut.
Drew: No, Why this, fan girls love my hai- wait, without my hair, I have no fan girls! Give me the fire!
Me: Ok, pushy much *Gives him a torch*
Drew: Finally, no more having to disguise as a hobo just to get into the lunch room *Lights his hair on fire*
Erica: Ok, it's done
May: LOL
Drew: Hey Fans look at me
Fan girl #5,000,231: Hey, look at Drew's hair! He's even hotter!
Drew: NOOO
May: Misty, give me your mallet and I'll hold them off while you get Drew back inside *Starts to hit the fans away with a mallet*
Me: *snaps fingers and they disappear* ok Drew, Here's a wig and sunglasses
Drew: Thanks
May: *He does look cuter, no bad may, bad may*
Me: Erica dare
Erica: I'm getting sick of this, Misty, hit Tracy with your mallet
Misty: Awww, why not Paul sorry Tracey *Starts to hit him with the mallet
Tracey: I'm ok * Faints*
Me: Ugh *snaps fingers and He wakes up*. Erica…
Erica: Yeah I know 'read the next dare' yeah, I got the routine. Tracey, kiss May while Harley holds Misty and Drew down
Tracey: Why can't this be Misty * Kisses May on the cheek*
Drew: Can I Kill him Know?
Misty: I HAVE A MALLET AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT
Me: Ok, calm down, it was just a dare.
Erica: Ok, I'll read the next dare now. Gary, kiss Paul then kill him with a stick
Gary: Really, I'm gonna die, but at least I can kill the jerk that kills Pokémon
Paul: Why do you people hate me
Erica: Cuz you're an emo jerk, duhh
Me: ok, on with the dare, Gary
Gary: fine * kisses Paul's cheek then kills him with a pointy stick*
Erica: Yay! He's dead * dances on his grave*
Me: No, we need him so *Snaps her fingers*
Paul: Happy Birthday!
Me: WTFuzzodle THONG BOY
Paul: Don't call me that
Me: Whatever Thong Boy, Next Dare. Leaf, Kiss Paul then kick him in the nuts, then go to Gary and say 'he kissed me, kill him'
Leaf: Awww, Gary got to kill him twice though
Paul: Not again
Leaf: *Kisses him, then kicks his nuts, then tells Gary to kill him
Gary: Yeah! *Kills him*
Me: ok, funs over, return thong boy *snaps fingers*
Paul: This is getting old
Erica: Yeah, keep him dead
Me: But we need to kill him again, and again, and again, forever.
Paul: NOOOOOO
Me: Ok, next dare, Jimmy, admit you love marina, or I'll go and get Vincent and make him and marina go on a date
Jimmy: *Blushing* WHAT, NO THEY WILL NOT DATE
Me: who is the author?
Jimmy: *Still blushing* …. FineILoveheralot
Me: Awww, that's so sweet. Your gonna love the next dare. Marina, kiss jimmy until he turns purple
Jimmy: What!
Marina: Ok! * kisses him*
Jimmy: *turns pink, red, blue, then purple
Marina: Awww, why did you have to turn purple so soon?
Jimmy: *still purple* uh um ah duhh
Me: Haha LOL
Everyone else: LOL
Me: Ok, the next dare is for a crazy pre-teen. You know her if you read my jhoto story, Kyler!
Kyler: Wait, aren't I you?
Me: No, you're a character that replaces me in the series; my name is too long to even fit into the title
Kyler: Ahhh, so I'm just a character to take place of you?
Me: Yup! Ok, you have to kick Tyler in the nuts
Tyler: your sister is an evil child
Me: Tell me about it
Kyler: Ok, sorry Tyler *Kicks him*
Tyler: Ouch *passes out*
Kyler: did I kick him that hard?
Me: yeah, you did. Be revived weenie * snaps fingers*
Tyler: I can still feel the pain
Me: Oh well, because your dare is to eat dog food
Erica: Hey, I wanted to say the dares for you guys
Me: too ba- hey, where did you get the smoothie?
Erica: I left and found a smoothie place
Me: . Oh well, Tyler, here is the dog food
Tyler: ugh *eats it and then pukes*
Me: well that's it, Happy New Year. Remember, no Drinking and Driving, but if you do, remember to wear your yacket (A/N: My Grandma is from Colombia, so she says yacket haha. Now you can share that joke with everyone!)