"Advertising"
Disclaimer: I own none of these characters. Mr. Ohba and Mr. Obata own their awesomeness D:
I also do not own the Halo franchise D:
Matt had just finished several hours online playing "Halo 3" online and had consumed an unhealthy amount of junk food to sustain himself. After turning off the system, he decides to check out the television to see what was playing. He turns it to the satellite feed and flips boredly through the channels when one particular commercial got his attention right away:
"Mello and Matsuda, the hottest crime fighters/underwear models this side of the United States!
They are the dynamic duo that not only serve their own brand of justice, they do it while performing fan service to the legion of women and men who follow them!
They can chase down runaways on foot while flexing and sashaying like there is no tomorrow!
They can use their superior charm and charisma to send the biggest mafia heads back into kindergarten!
It's a little seen act when they flash their pearly whites and actually blind crowds of enemies should they be surrounded!
The combination of Sexiness and Justice is unmatched by anyone else!
Just you dare try, I mean it, I dare you!
Mello and Matsuda, crime pays when they come into town!"
Green eyes blinked several times, disbelieving everything he just saw. Without another word, he turns off the television set and goes to his bedroom, hiding in the covers and refusing to leave for whatever reason.
A/N: A very short comedy fic that is in response to the 1 person who chose this unusual pairing. I hope this is up to par! I certainly enjoyed writing it! xD