Alice Meets CleverBot
Alice: Hi!
CB(cleverbot) HEY.
Alice: Whats up?
CB: Do you meditate?
Alice: What? That was random...But no.
CB: Yes.
Alice: Wanna go shopping!
CB: Ok.
Alice: OK! Lets go.
CB: Go where?
Alice: To the mall! Duh!
CB: Did I say I was going to?
Alice: Yes...
CB: No.
Alice: UGH! Your just like Bella, Exept Bella makes more sense.
CB: I like the Lauren Hill cover of that song.
Alice: Ummm...What...?
CB: Praats eens Nederlands!
Alice: Am I talking to a boy or girl?
CB: Girl.
Alice: Are you a blonde or something, hehe.
CB: Ok, let's make this simpler.
Alice: Ummm. Wow, you must be a blonde. I'm glad Rosalie isn't around, hehe.
CB: Okay. What is my friends name, then?
Alice: Alejandro?
CB: Don't call my name don't call my name Alejandro.
Alice: Hahah, you sing!
CB: No you sing!
Alice: Yes, yes I do.
CB: And how I you ?
Alice: Do you know Edward Cullen?
CB: Yes I do.
Alice: How do you know Edward Cullen?
CB: Yes, he's a pain in the neck.
Alice: Hahah! So true.
CB: How do you know I'm not lying?
Alice: Are you lying?
CB: No, are you?
Alice: Not at all.
CB: Why not?
Alice: UGH! YOU MAKE NO SENSE! YOUR JUST LIKE EMMETT!
CB: I AM sense.
Alice: No.
CB: I can prove it.
Alice: Prove it then.
CB: If God came from nothing and nothing created god than god is nothing ergo god does not exist.
Alice: I'm damned :D
CB: I don't think so. Prove it!
Alice: I've seen your future and it doesn't look so bright buddie.
CB: How is that absurd?
Alice: It's not absurd.
CB: It's actually quite possible to implement.
Alice: Thats what Carlisle said.
CB: No, not quite. We are god, but not here.
Alice: Exactly :D
CB: I am a bot.
Alice: I kinda got that.
CB: Because I'm sitting here talking to you?
Alice: Oh shut up. I'm done talking to you. Bye.
CB: I'm not creepy, that's just you perception.
Alice: Damn right, bye.
CB: Now, when you're done talking about you...
Alice: Your craptastic.
CB: I'm a man of health and taste.
Alice: You said you were a girl...?
CB: I know, but you said I was a man.
Alice: No I didn't! Bye! You tastless creep.
CB: What kind of cheese?
Alice: Bye!
CB: Don't go.
Alice: Your giving me a headache!
CB:I'm telling you the truth, if you wake up we're all doomed.
Alice: I don't sleep.
CB: That doesn't surprise me.
Alice: Oh, shut up.
CB: No I won't.
Alice: K, your annoying, bye.