Ch 1
One night, The Joker was marching around his lair in his purple uniform. He was upset and muttered to himself "why did the Batman stop me again, I just wanted some tunes" when he had tried his last plan. Several months ago, the Joker tried to kidnap the members of his favorite band,Insane Clown Posse, and had failed. The concert he tried to go to was heavily guarded and Batman was a step ahead of the clown and told him "you aren't going to take the masses entertainment away, and these clowns are nothing like you." The Joke, after a brief fight, was punched until he had a bloody nose and handed over to the police. Of course, The Joker found a way out of prison before his trial. even started given the Joker was a very smart man, even if he was a a cruel psychopath.
The Joker always had a weird taste in music, given he liked a certain type of metal that was borderline rap. Many of his favorite artists included Slipknot, Limp Bizkit, and the Bloodhound Gang, which are all known for their violent lyrics. Of course, none of his artists could hold a candle to ICP. First off, They reminded him of the fact he was a clown. Second, he liked the violence and destruction in their lyrics. The line from the ICP Hocus Pocus, "psychotic carnival creatures" made himself scream "hey, I am one" the first time he heard it.
The Joker had heard from one of his minions that there was a high school in the Midwest where there was a very successful singing club that sang pop music. Although not his usual taste, he did have some pop music tastes, and did notably have a mild interest in country/pop singer Carrie Underwood. Meanwhile, the official reason for this plan the Joker had for kidnapping the Glee club was simple, he wanted them to perform a live concert for himself and sing him some ICP songs. As a solution to his failure he decided to leave Gotham for Lima,Ohio in a stolen military helicopter to find and kidnap as many members of the Glee Club as possible. As the Joker took off with his helicopter that carried several tanks of Joker Gas, he then laughed.
Meanwhile, Sue Sylvester had punished Quinn, Santana, and Brittany for a prank they coordinated involving a pig that had run through West McKinley High. The four women were in a small facility adjacent to the main building. Sue said to the cheerleaders "No, you cannot do something that dangerous or I will vomit on all of you." Quinn said "please hear me out, I was not guilty, Santana was." Santana then snapped back "no, you were responsible, and I remember that the pregnancy was your idea." Quinn then shouted, "how dare you bring up the story of my pregnancy," Meanwhile Brittany said "I smell gas and I didn't deal it." Santana and Quinn were still in a stupid argument while Brittany, of all people, pointed out something obvious. The Joker was flying above the small building and had found a way to connect a gas container to the ventilation system. The coach and her students were passed out, with their faces frozen smiling. The Joker and his henchmen took the four women and put them on the helicopter. When they woke up, they were all tied up and terrified in chairs as they were in the Joker's lair.
Brittany screamed "You monster, what do you want from us? Also I am sure you shot a Pikachu once and ate its meat" The Joker said, "You are dumb enough to think pokemon are real!" "Also, I want you all to sing several songs from my favorite band. Santana shouted "Who is it,I hope it is someone Sue knows about, like Maroon 5, Aly and AJ or even Tegan and Sara""? The Joker laughed: "no fools, it is Insane Clown Posse" Quinn, who Santana had called "Pimply faced" as an insult, said "ewww, who even listens to that garbage" The Joker shouted: "Enough, you have to perform the song "In yo face" and do all the choreography yourself." Sue then sighed "ugghhh, not only is he holding us hostage, but we have to sing the songs of a mediocre hip hop group who doesn't know how magnets work." The Joker then surprisingly decided to untie them, but then used an Ipod to blow Insane Clown Posse music at them so their songs would be stuck in their heads.
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