This is a parody! A parody that I wrote in like three minutes so don't expect a high quality of work.
As stated before, this is a parody, and as such should probably tell you that I don't own this!
It stems off of the idea that Bella has some sort of beginning personality in the start of the books and acts on a very weird dream.
Bella Swan woke up the morning three weeks before she was to move to Forks, Washington to live with her father. For some reason, the dream she'd had just before waking remained crystal clear in her mind.
She moved to Forks, fell in love with a ridiculous looking vampire named Edward, almost died at the hands of other ridiculous looking vampires multiple times, married Edward, somehow ended up carrying his child, and then almost died birthing said child before being turned into a vampire.
There was no way Bella could know that the dream she'd had was actually visions of the future.
Bella shook her head and went downstairs to talk to her mom. They discussed the possibility of Bella going with her mom and stepfather on tour but eventually, her mom told her no.
But Bella, still having misgivings about Forks, came up with a plan. Her mom had let her buy the ticket to Washington, so it wasn't that hard to change the destination. Then she called her dad and told him that she would be going on tour with her mom after all. Charlie was devastated but happy for her, which made Bella feel a twang of guilt.
Finally, the day arrived, Bella would be going to New York, where her aunt lived, and finish out her schooling there. But as far as her mother knew, Bella would be going to Forks.
Since Bella had changed the destination, the Cullens would never get in trouble with the Volturi, the Quileute tribe never had a reason to feel threatened by the vampires so Jacob never became a wolf. As such he would later leave Forks and fall in love with a nice girl who wouldn't leave him for sparkly vampires.
And because Edward never feels the need to leave Bella to protect her, they stay in Forks until they graduate and then move away to avoid attention.
Bella herself grows more of a personality in New York, after meeting a vampire named Laurent, who tells her all about vampires before turning her into one. She travels with him, Victoria, and James for a while before finally meeting the Cullens. Edward falls in love with her, but after seeing what real vampires can do, Bella rebuffs his affections and throws him into a nearby lake.
The End.