Duo meets Tenchi gang!!
Narrator: Welcome to the world of….
Duo: Hurry up and get to the story.
Narrator: Okay, once upon a time, Duo and Hilde were…
Ryoko: Whose Hilde?
Duo: My Girlfriend.
Ryoko: This script says we have to make out
Duo: Let me see that.
*Duo looks at script*
Duo: Must be a typo.
Ryoko: Oh, ok.
Ayeka: You look like a girl Mr. Duo.
Duo: Shut up. You're not much of a catch yourself.
Ryoko: Tell that to Tenchi!
Duo: Whose Tenchi?
Ayeka: MY boyfriend!
Ryoko: No MINE!!
Ayeka: MINE!
Ryoko: MINE!
*This goes on for a while*
Duo: Quiet.
Wufei: INJUSTICE!
Duo: Wufei? Go away!
*Duo shoots him*
Ryoko: Hey! That was pretty funny!
Ayeka: That was vulgar!
Mihoshi: I agree with Ayeka!
Kiyone: No one asked you!
Duo: Where are all of these women coming from?
Kiyone: Galaxy policewomen number 37 Kiyone!
Duo: I don't give a hoot who you are, I just want to know where you came from!
Mihoshi: I just ate lunch!
*Duo sweatdrops*
Duo: I wish I could say the same.
Ryo-ohki: MEOWR!
Duo: NOW A CAT? What next, a black haired boy with a pony tail, lusted after by six spacewomen?
Tenchi: Hi guys!
*Duo's chin hits the floor.*
Ayeka: Tenchi……
Ryoko: Ah, forget you…
Duo: …….?
Tenchi: Whose he?
Duo: Duo.
Tenchi: Hi, I'm…
Duo: Tenchi?
Tenchi: How'd ya know?
Duo: Long story.
Sasami: I'm hungry!
Duo: Ah, forget it.
Sasami: He's cute.
Ryoko: Hey, that's my line!
Duo: UGH?
Mihoshi: I agree with you two.
Kiyone: Me too.
Washu: Me most.
Duo: AHHHHH!!!!!!!
*Duo runs away and hugs Hilde, just to show that he's already taken.