Disclaimer. I do not own Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, or any of its characters.

Warnings. This is rated M, so you should already know what's in here, but anyway slash, m-preg, sex, sex with a minor, violence.

Summary. Sora Otsuka was the poster child for how parents wanted their kids to be. But when a new French teacher moves to the Island, he proceeds to break the rules for the first time.

Author's Notes. Yay, my first fic (on this site) ^_^ I don't even know if anyone will read (or like) this fic but I really wanted to get back into writing… I'm a little rusty, sorry! I'm pretty sure this type of story line has been done a lot, but I haven't seen it for a while, and it's one of my favorites. Just in case the warning above didn't process with you, this story will have an adult having sex with a minor, so if you don't want to see that don't read it. I in no way condone it in real life, but this is fiction. This is just a prologue by the way; the rest of the story won't be like this. I'll post the first chapter right after I get this up.

Character Ages.

Sora ~ 15 / Sophomore
Aerith ~ 15 / Sophomore
Selphie ~ 15 / Sophomore
Roxas ~ 15 / Sophomore
Tidus ~ 16 / Junior
Hayner ~ 17 / Senior
Axel ~ 17 / Senior
Leon ~ 18 / Senior
Cloud ~ 18 / Senior
Riku ~ 26 / Teacher

The rest aren't important or do not even exist in this fic.

Can't Speak French
Prologue

Hello, I'm Selphie Tilmitt!

I enjoy making sandcastles, candy, playing pretend, and my boyfriend Tidus, or as I call him, Tiddles!

Many people say I'm a very immature and annoying person, but I say I'm just full of life! In fact, I eat the cereal called Life every morning! I think that's why I'm such a happy person! I think everyone needs to be more full of life, I think I'll make a shirt that says "EAT LIFE!"

But anyway, that isn't why I'm here talking to you right now; I wanna talk about my BFFL Sora Otsuka!

Sora is just the cutest thing in the world, I love him so much! Many people say we look like twins, but he already has a twin named Aerith! So I say I look more like Aerith because we both have green eyes! Sora has these realllllllllyyyyyyy pretty blue eyes… but other than that I guess we all look like triplets! Especially since Sora looks like a girl, hehe! But don't worry, he's not! Sora and Aerith also have an older brother named Leon, but he doesn't look a whole lot like them!

So anyway, like I said, Sora is sooo cute! He's a little shorter than me, I think he's 5'3" so sometimes I call him a midget! He has big blue eyes, and is as thin as a twig! Oh not that he's anorexic though; he eats all the time, more than me even! We both just don't gain weight, I don't know why; I guess just good genes haha!

Also, his hair is really soft and spiky, like a chocobo! Except his hair is brown, not blonde! Though his cousin Roxas has blonde hair! They look like twins except for that… wow we all look alike, that's soooo cool! Tidus looks a little like Roxas, except he's very tall and muscular, which Roxas is the opposite of teehee!

Back to my Sora! He's so nice! He would do anything for anyone; he even gave me his allowance for a whole month one time because I had to buy Tiddles a birthday present!

He isn't very good in school, especially French class! He's always making a fool of himself! Everyone loves it though, it just makes him cuter! I hear we're getting a new French teacher soon though; maybe they will be a better teacher! But Sora is a very good singer, sometimes when we have sleepovers I have him sing me to sleep cause usually by that time we've eaten so much candy it's impossible otherwise!

Sora, Roxas, Aerith, Tidus, and I have all been friends since we were little, because our parents have been friends their whole life as well! Well, obviously Sora and Aerith and Roxas' have, they're related! Roxas' mom Maki is Sora and Aerith's mom's sister, Bijin! Their father left just around the time Sora and Aerith were born, so none of them got to know him, and Leon only has a few memories… but they are doing fine without him, although Bijin has to work two jobs, and Leon works as well.

Sora also has a boyfriend named Hayner, he's a senior. I don't like him at all! He's always mean to me, saying that I'm an airhead who just makes Sora even dumber than he is and that I'm sucking up valuable oxygen that would be better used by someone with brains! Grrrr!

Hayner is very mean to Sora; I don't like it at all! He's always telling him how stupid he is, and saying that he's too immature, and half the time he just pretends he doesn't even exist! I know he's cheating on him too, I've seen it with my own eyes! But Sora just ignores it and when I bring these things up he just changes the subject! He's always making excuses for him, but I know better! I hope I can get Sora to see the light someday…

I hope that was enough information for you all, if you have anymore questions be sure to ask me, Selphie Tilmitt! I know everything!