Disclaimer: I do not own Pirates of the Caribbean, despite all my attempts to find a way to be able to. This is just a work of my imagination running away from me.
Rating: G
Summary: Jack will prevail!
Victory
"Victory shall be mine!" He picked up the fork for the 117th time since he had arrived at the Locker. This time, he would be the one to win the challenge, he would have vengeance, he would overpower his foe. Fork in hand; he tucked in the napkin because revenge, although sweet, could also leave crumbs. Crumbs were unsightly on this ship with its overbearing, overaggressive captain. The fork came down, the death blow. It connected, and YES it stuck! Jack Sparrow, the Hungry, had proved once and for all that he was smarter then the peanut!