Hello everyone! Behold a new series I had written a long time ago, and got finally uncovered beneath the dephs of all my writing...stuff. Hehe. These Peter Pan "Episodes" were often written by me, as a way to express my truest favorite pass time. I LOVED creative writing, and still do. But I didn't realize it until a few years ago. These episodes were when my love finally got expressed and unleashed, and yes, kind of weird for it to be in a form of Disney. I've always been a Disney fan, have seen all movies, and know almost every song. My favorites at the time were Peter Pan and Hercules, and you can see that through these episodes. I hope you have a good time and laughs as you read these, such as my friends and I did all that time ago. I cry when I edit these! (Sob sob) And just so you know, no, I won't be coming up with any new episodes other than the ones I'm editing now and still adding. I have one or two that have never been finished...but we'll see. Enjoy!
Just to help you out, here are some brief profiles of the mostly overall exhibited characters. Unfortunately I didn't have an episode in which I described them, so this is why I needed this little intro.
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Peter Pan: Come on. You ALL know who he is. If you don't why are you even in this category of Fan Fiction...? Never mind. I don't wanna know. Peter is the "man" of the family, the fatherly figure, pick what you want. Not the smartest man out there...but hey. Who has EVER seen a smart father figure in cartoons anyway? (Burn!) I created his personality way before I even watched older kid shows like Family Guy. But now that I read back, don't you think my Peter's personality fits Peter Griffin's? Eh. Who knows. I think so :) Even their names are alike! Anyway, Peter's favorite hobbies are watching TV, eating tacos, and asking Wendy every other minute to make him a sandwich. Married women of the world! Sound familiar...? (Haha just teasing)(or am I...?)
Wendy Darling Pan: Yes, I was debating before I typed her name whether to add the last "Pan" or not. In some episodes, Peter and Wendy act like they totally hate each other. In others, it seems something is "there". And still, in others, it seems they fit the perfect role for the common Mother and Father; Wendy being the knowing mother and Peter the stupid one. Wendy enjoys cleaning A LOT and I mean in an obsessive, 'Stepford Wives' kind of way (never saw Stepford Wives? Rent it and watch. Good, creepy movie. Has Nicole Kidman in it!)
Slightly Pan: The oldest son of the Pan family, and most commonly recognized by the one who wears the "Fox" costume in the classic Disney movie version. I only GO by the classics, honey. Slightly is a dumb kind of kid in a smart way. He's smart in creepy ways. He loves partying, chicks, and hanging out with his friends solving the Disney crimes of the world. Not technically a 'Second Generation' character, since he's not Peter's actual son, and because he nailed a role in the original Peter Pan. In other words, he wasn't created by me. What's Second Generation you ask? The sons and daughters of the Disney characters we all know and love. Hence, 'Second Generation' for the name. You'll meet everyone officially in the episode titled "Sleep Over". Some of those I created myself some were already there, brought forth to life by the dreaded 'Sequel'. (Shudders)
Nibs Pan: The second oldest of the Pan family. A nerd. A geek. A dweeb. An overall very scary character. For those of you who didn't spend three years of your life studying, eating, learning, viewing, BREATHING everything Peter Pan (such as myself when I was obsessed...but my therapist told me not to go there...) Nibs is the one with the rabbit costume in the original Disney classic version! Stupid 2003 version they had no costumes! NONE! Nibs enjoys spending hours on the computer chatting with peeps from all over the world. Once again, how they got internet in NeverLand, I don't know...
Just so you know, the other Lost Boys are all in it too, just not used as much. Hehe.
Vivian: Alright, Vivian might come up a lot in my episodes. She is actually a real person. A good friend of mine. I inserted her in these because she is the weirdest person I know, and my other friends and I always made fun of her and stuff. Hehe. You'll get a taste of her personality and day to day life in the episode "Whompa" but other than that the other episodes only give you a sense of how insane she is.
Finally enjoy one of the first episodes of my Peter Pan episode collection. If things get weird (which they will) please do keep on reading. It's only for the greater good...AND REVIEW! Hehe.
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Twin 1, Come Home!
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One day the cast of Peter Pan, the hit tv show in imaginary land in Princess's head, were waiting for everyone as usual.
"Who are we missing?" Peter asked.
"I really don't know, I mean it seems everyone's here!" Wendy replied.
"Bob! Oh Bob! Were ready to start now!" Peter shouted at the top of his lungs.
"I'm over here," Bob, the director, said right next to him.
"Oh! Hehe! Sorry about that, anyway were ready to go now," Peter said.
"No you're not! Twin 1 isn't here yet and we can't start filming until everyone's here!" Bob said taking a sip of his coffee mug which seems to be ALWAYS filled with coffee.
"Twin 1? Who the heck is that?" Slightly said scratching his head or perhaps ear. You know, his fox ear. Yeah.
"Hello! Twin 1 is one of those racoonie people animals whatever!" Wendy said.
"What? He doesn't even talk most of the time, why do we need him anyway?" Peter said.
"Because I have to pay that little rat 1,000,000 dollars as a salary every day even if he does just stand there! So come on people try to find him!" Bob said waving his mug around and spraying everyone with coffee.
"Great, just because of money or whatever that green paper stuff is called we have to search everywhere and waste time!" Peter yelled throwing up his hands.
Before I continue with the story I would just like to interrupt for a minute because I am deeply astonished at how smart Peter is acting today. Anyway back to the story.
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So instead of working and doing their job the cast started searching for Twin 1, and as we all know if they don't work they won't get their 1,500,000 dollars as a salary (Hehe).
As they searched the whole studio and still found nothing, not even a clue, the cast soon started to worry. As they searched his house and practically all of New Never York the cast started to realize how much they missed their bushy tailed friend. Now, hours and hours later, the cast didn't care about their salary or job any more (Well, except for Peter) they only cared about Twin 1 and soon started to triple their efforts.
As they set up routes and trails to search around the country (Told you they were obsessed, well except for Peter) Twin 2 quietly slipped away, unnoticed, and went to the nearest NeverBucks and ordered a cappuccino and stayed there for the rest of the story. Well at least HE'S not a loser. Hehe.
Soon they put up wanted signs and had a hotline. They also started to search all over the globe and everywhere nobody has seen him they would put a big black X on a country on their search map. They did this all day, they never stopped. Nope. Not even to eat, drink, sleep, or go to the restroom. Holy cow what did I do to them? Oh well serves them right, they're such losers. Well except Twin 2 and Wendy. Hehe.
"Chang chou chang, chou? Chang chang? Chou? Chou chou," Peter said speaking in Japanese or Chinese, really there is no difference. Peter put the phone receiver down and sighed. Hey? When did they get a phone?
"Are they in China?" Wendy asked. Ha! It was Chinese!
"No, he isn't" Peter said. Slightly put a X on the whole continent of Asia.
"It's hopeless! He's gone for ever!" Cubby said burying his face in his hands.
" I...I remember when I accidentally spilled juice all over Twin 1 and laughed at him," Slightly said crying.
"I...I remember when we were doing a take and I kept, I kept," Peter said crying.
"Yes?" Wendy asked.
" I kept poking him with a stick!" Peter cried and ran out of the room sobbing. Everyone looked sad and miserable. I mean you would be too if you just spent three years of your precious life trying to find some kid dressed in a racoon costume.
Peter came back with a serious face on his uh...face. "I'm going to try and find him myself!" Peter said and marched out of the door.
Wendy was going to say "Peter! It's too dangerous!" But then it would seem as if she liked him. She doesn't. Hehe.
Everyone watched as Peter slammed the door. It was a sunny morning that day, but as soon as Peter started walking away it began to rain.
Three and one half years later Peter came back.
He was muddy and hairy and when everyone saw him they first mistook him for a burglar and began beating him with umbrellas. But then he wiped his face and they saw it was really him. With him Peter had brought a bundle and as he set it on the ground everyone gasped.
"Peter, is that Twin 1?" Wendy said.
"Yup! And guess where I found him?" Peter asked proudly.
"Where?" Everyone asked.
"Canada!" Peter replied just as proudly. Everyone gasped. No wonder he took three years to get here. Wait a minute, can't he fly? Poor, poor stupid Peter.
"Oh Peter!" Wendy said and hugged him.
"Heeeey! Maybe I should go away for three years more often!" Peter said but then smart old Wendy slapped him. Phew! I thought I lost her for a second.
"Wait! Let's see if it really is Twin 1," Slightly said and withdrew the bundle. Everyone gasped and then ran for him. They all hugged him and said words of praise.
"Wait a minute! This isn't Twin 1!" Nibs said and everyone backed away. He was correct of course. What stupid Peter really brought was a real actual racoon. But the stupid sit com family believed he was him all the same.
"No, no it really is him!" Slightly said. "His face is just a bit dirtier and hairier just so he could look like a real racoon," Slightly said and every one said "Yeah!" and continued hugging the stinking animal.
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So week and months passed by and they continued to belive they really found Twin 1. He just didn't do the shows because they used the excuse that he still needs time to recover from his frightning adventure. Then one night while the family was resting after a good dinner the door slammed open.
In the doorway breathing hard, was who else but one of my good friends. Her name is Vivian and in case she says hi to you just run away. Fast.
She was standing there in the doorway wearing a police costume that was obviously to small for her and wearing huge clown shoes. "Stop! Stop and put your hands up above your hairy heads!" She said coming in.
"Who are you and what right do you have to come in to my house and call my head hairy?" Peter replied.
"You don't need to know my name for now but all I can tell you is that you have the wrong Twin 1!" She replied back.
"What? That is the real Twin 1!" Wendy said nodding her head toward the fraud.
"Eec eec!" The fraud said when everyone turned to look at him.
"See? He chatters like a squirrel, or even a RACOON!" Officer Vivian said pointing at him.
"What? Twin 1 just chatters like that because he hasn't recovered from what he's been through! And how dare you call him a-a-a RACOON?" Peter shouted. Vivian signed and put her hand over her face. She couldn't belive that there were actual people stupider than her. But wait? If she knew she was stupid, then she couldn't be stupid. AH! This is confusing!
Vivian waited no more and called someone to come inside. Twin 1, no really the REAL Twin 1, stepped inside. Everyone gasped.
"See? This is the real Twin 1! That one over there is just an...an... IMPOSTER!" Vivian shouted. Everyone gasped. The fake Twin 1 chattered and tried to run away but Vivian, very very surprisingly, caught him and put fake plastic handcuffs on him. (She didn't know they were fake)
"Thank you officer! We greatly appreciate it!" Wendy said.
"Oh, I'm not an Officer," Vivian said. Everyone gasped.
"Then how come you're wearing the suit?" Peter said.
"I just felt like it. Ta-ta!" Vivian said as she and the real racoon went outside and everyone said good bye. After Wendy closed the door they all went up to the REAL Twin 1 and started talking to him all at once.
Finally he yelled, "QUIET!" really loud and everyone hushed up. "One...Person...At...A...TIME!" He said with extreme force of his voice.
"Ok...WHERE WERE YOU?" Peter cried. Twin 1 hesitated a bit and shook some dirt off of him. He was smelling really bad and was covered in mud, dirt, and a strange glowing slime everyone was afraid to know what it was.
Finally the young striped one spoke.
"All this time, and years, I have been...I have been," Twin 1 couldn't finish. It wasn't that he was sad or angry, actually he was trying to keep from laughing. Vivian had told him the whole story about how his family had searched all over the world for him in the past 3 years. All this time and they didn't even think of looking under the stupid porch! How dumb were they?
"Come on Son, you can tell us! We've been searching very long for you and I can't wait to hear where we mislooked," Peter said coaxingly.
"Well, ok I guess," Twin 1 said looking down at his feet. "I was under the porch."
Everyone looked puzzled.
"Where? I don't think I heard you correctly," Peter said putting his finger in his ear.
"The porch, I was under the porch this whole episode," Twin 1 said. Peter laughed, then turned serious.
"Are you sure? I can't belive we missed the stupid porch!" Peter said now getting angry.
"I didn't even know we had a porch!" Slightly said. "Just like Peter forgot we had a garage."
"We have a garage?" Nibs asked.
"What's a garage?" Cubby said frowning.
"Ai ai ai! This family will kill me one day," Peter said and left the room. Everyone else did too. A couple of seconds later everyone came back breathing hard.
"Oh my gosh! Where's Twin 2?" Wendy said. Everyone shrugged and began searching.
" I'll look under the porch!" Peter said storming off. Of course both the readers and the author know where Twin 2 went, but so not to spoil the fun I will not tell them.
Watching all of this and laughing to herself was who else but Vivian in her fake police car (She had no idea it was fake) She was watching everyone look for Twin 2 through her binoculars even though she was two feet away.
Vivian started to laugh maniacally for no apparent reason and her laughter just turned louder and louder until she was almost bending down in two.
Ok folks shows over! Nothing to see here just Vivian taking her pills again, calm down.
"You'll see! You'll ALL SEE!" Vivian shouted and then laughing like a lunatic as some mental doctors pulled her away to a REAL police and ambulance car.
"Geez, I had no idea she could get past the electric fences," One doctor replied who was Chef Boyardee's great uncle's great cousin who died and came back to life again then got attacked by a killer squirrel and came back here to be a doctor and who is now a grand father cousin half uncle and god mother too.
"Yeah I know! And where did she get the police costume?" the other doctor said who was a perfectly normal non- related to chef boyardee doctor. The other doctor shrugged and they drove away. Hehe.
The End