A/N: Hello. It's four in the morning (always the best time to write), and my brain is making strange connections; blankets to hangovers in one move. Also I need to replay and reread some stuff to get back into the swing of AotS. Enjoy
UPDATE 7TH APRIL 2011: One word has been changed for continuity's sake, one added for the fun of it. Also, if you haven't seen it, go watch Final Fantasy X-2 - Walkthrough Part 37 on Youtube until the part where Brother and Barkeep stop talking. Scariest. Cutscene. Ever.
Warning: Implied Yuri
The Dangers of Drinking
"God dammit! Let me go!"
"Rikku, you brought it on yourself."
"You coulda stopped me!"
"I tried to. Repeatedly."
"You should have tried harder! I'm a very reasonable drunk."
"I'll only take so many thrown shot glasses before I leave you to it. Besides, being tied up in a blanket should be the least of your worries."
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"Vilg oui!"
"You already did that."
"If I were you, this would so be Hurt-Time – wait, what?"
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"Paine! Get back here!"