Crossover- Fruits Basket, Gravitation, Pretear Oo

Title- 1 part curse, 1 part magic, and 1 part hawt rock star, mix well, AND RUN!

Disclaimers- I don't own ANY of these. Dude, I wish I did tho...

Warnings- Lots of idiocy, and suggestive stuffs, oh, and lots of freakish yaoi pairings!

"Yuki, Yuki, YUUUUUKIIIII!"

"What is it ya damn brat?" Yuki was typing angrily on his brand new laptop (seeing as how Shuichi busted the last one) to make the deadline...tomorrow...and he was only halfway through the book. AND Shuichi wouldn't shut up... Oh god, he was never gonna get this done in time, he'd been up for 2 days straight, and he was out of coffee. Poor Eiri needed a vacation... But he needed to finish this first. He didn't want to put his editor, Mii, through any more stress. She was already freaking out about some other moron novelist who waited until the last minute to get anything in.

"Yukiiii, c'mon, I'm bored..." Shuichi whined in that cute tone Eiri could NEVER resist. He had to this time though.

"Whaddaya want me to about it" Eiri said in a quite slurred fashion.

"Ohh, can't you take a break, you'll get sick again..." Shuichi said in such a worried way it sent shivers through Eiri's body. "Please Yukiiii Let's watch t.v!"

"No, I HAVE to finish, leave now! Why don't you go practice with your wannabe rock band" Eiri bit back a smile.

"Wannabe! Why, you..." Shuichi began to walk over to Eiri, not thinking of the possible consequences of his actions. "Oh, you need to be punished for that!"

"You...punish me? Don't make me laugh!" Eiri couldn't help but smirk.

"Wha-You smiled! YAAAAY YUUUKIIII SMIIILED AT MEEEE!" Shuichi was dancing around like a moron. Yuki stopped typing and walked over to Shuichi.

"Shut up" He grabbed Shuichi's shoulder to stop him from dancing like a moron, leaned down and kissed him. Shuichi grabbed the back of Yuki's head to push them closer together, looked up at him and blushed. Eiri broke the kiss. "Not right now, I need to make this deadline"

"Fiiine, I'll call Hiro, we can go to a bar...or something"

"Do what you want." Eiri said as he walked back to his laptop.

"NOOOOOOO I'M SOOOO SORRYYYYYY I BURNED THE FOOD AND NOW YOU'LL DIE OF STARVATIONNNN IM SOOOO SORRYYYY I RUINED YOUR LIIIIIIIFFFFEEEEE!"

"Dammit, keep it down!"

"Please, Ritzu, don't smash my house..."

"Umm, No really, it was my fault, I should've been more careful, umm, Ritzu?"

"Should I even ask?"

"Oh, Yuki, You're awake! I'm sorry that breakfast isn't ready, I...ummm...we had a little accident." Tohru Explained.

"That's fine, we don't have school today, we can just have an early lunch, if you don't mind." Yuki said as kindly as ever. Shigure walked over and poked Ritzu's side...BLBLBLBLBLBLBLLL and he immediately turned into a puddle on the ground.

"I'm very sorry, I should've been more careful..." Ritzu apologized in that quiet voice she...he always uses.

"It's quite alright, as long as you clean this up, of course" Shigure said calmly.

"Aaaah, I'm goin out..." Kyo angrily said as he was walking out.

"Oh, umm...Kyo, wait, will you, umm, I mean..." Tohru tried to say

"WHA-what is it?" Kyo asked.

"Will you...umm...come to the supermarket with me?" She asked hopefully. Kyo had to turn around to keep everyone from seeing him blush.

"Yeah, whatever" He said as he grabbed her hand and they walked out the door.

"The thought of him actually being nice troubles me" Shigure said in a serious tone.

"Yes, I suppose he is acting a bit strange" Yuki answered.

"Oh...I really hope he's not angry at me, wh-what if he is? OH NOOOOOO I MADE HIIII-"poke BLBLBLBBLL...

"The magic touch!" Shigure said cheerfully.

"You're babbling again..."

"...And you'll fly off to a far away place in his arms..."

"Yayoi..."

"Ohh, the romance, he's so handsome, and..."

"...Yayoi!..."

"Ah, yes, the beautiful..."

"YAYOI!"

"Whaaaat?"

"We need to get to class! If I'm late again, I'll get a detention!"

"Oh, sorry, it's just that...Hayate's so..." Yayoi flinched.

"So...what?" Himeno said in an evil tone.

"So...beautiful! He's the perfect boyfriend!" Yayoi exclaimed.

"But. He's still...so distant, I need to talk to him" Himeno said worriedly.

"Is he still worried about you? I mean, you almost..." she stopped.

"Died? Yeah, I know, he's keeping away like he thinks I'll break if he comes near me or something..." Himeno said. She suddenly stopped walking. "N-no...No it can't be..."

"What is it?"

"A...A...seed?"

"Naw, You defeated the Princess, right?"

"Yes, but some are still left over, ones we never found..." Himeno said in a dark tone. "Sasame!" A sudden flash of purple light followed, and Sasame was standing before Himeno and Yayoi.

"A seed, right?"

"Yeah, Yayoi, get in the school!"

"Right!" Yayoi ran into the school and shut the door. The other six knights appeared.

"Himeno!" Hayate yelled as he held out his hand. She reached her hand out in return and a spring of leafe engulfed them. They kept holding each others hands as they pulled closer. Hayate turned to a speck of light and disappeared into Himeno's hand. Wind swirled around her as her clothes changed to the wind Pretear outfit. She emerged and flew into the air.

"Why does that make me so mad?" Goh asked.

"What?" Kei replied.

"She always Prets with Hayate!" he exclaimed.

"Yeah, Himeno, why is that?" Kei asked her in amusement.

"Umm...He asks me first!" she stammered. She could feel Hayate's heart beat as fast as hers. "Hayate? What's your problem?" she asked.

"N-nothing. Look for the seed!" he yelled.

"Fine, gawd! Hey, Knights, we need to go...to my house... Aaaah, Mayune, Mawata, Natsue...I hope they're ok." She flew off before the others knew what happened.