'Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the first Crono Trigger Invitational.
The place where characters from this well-known RPG can solve their
differences. I am your host and commentator for the evening, the one and
only king of entertainment, MAGUS!'
The fabulously wealthy commentator sat down at his seat by the combat zone, his blue hair resting lightly on his cape, his scythe near him on the table in case the crowd got too rowdy with a large smile on his face.
'And here are the contestants for the evening's battle. First, let me introduce Dalton's supreme monster. The Golem Boss!!!'
A black hole opened in the zone and out floated a weird pyramid-shaped thing with two eyes and what looked like a mouth. It looked around it and noticed the five-inch elevation of the ring.
'Nooooo.' It whimpered. 'I'm scared of heights, help me.' It crept to a corner and started whimpering softly.
The crowd fell silent, wondering what the hell was going on.
'And his opponent for tonight.' Cried Magus, trying to whip back a bit of life into the evening. 'Apparently, this creature tried to become Dalton's favourite after its original owner was sucked through time but GolemBoss took its place. I have named the supremely strong, the viciously valiant………………….
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ALFADOR!!!!!!'
Many an eyebrow rose in the crowd as Janus' small purple cat miaowed its way to the ring and got in, casting an evil eye at GolemBoss.
The bell rang but GolemBoss still gibbered in his corner.
'Yaa-taaaaaaaaaaaaa!' yelled Alfador as it flew at its opponent with a karate-kick style move.
The small purple cat's paw connected with the side of GolemBoss' head making the top of the pyramid wobble but Boss did not move an inch.
Alfador retreated with a look of annoyance on its features as GolemBoss continued bawling. Suddenly, a bulb seemed to ting inside the cat's head as he exited the combat zone and went to the back. It returned a minute later dragging a large bag. It opened it to reveal a large clock on a chain. It entered the ring and started dangling the clock in front of GolemBoss' eyes, miaowing in a soft voice.
'I think Alfador is attempting to hypnotise GolemBoss for some reason. What does that moggy have in mind?'
In the ring, GolemBoss suddenly stopped crying. It got up slowly, sniffing loudly, bumping very gently into Alfador but its bulk was enough to send the cat flying horizontally across the room into the crowd.
'SNIFF!! Has the match started yet?' it asked in a lumbering voice.
The roar from the crowd was deafening. 'YESSSSSS!'
'Where's my opponent then?'
'BEHIND YOU!'
GolemBoss turned round and looked down to see a little purple thing frantically clawing at his feet. 'Awwww, isn't that cute, I'm fighting a likkle doggy?' he asked quizzically.
At these words, Alfador froze. 'MIAOWWWWW!!!!!!' it howled. It leapt up to the top rope, so as to be level with GolemBoss' eyes and started miaowing at it very vehemently.
'Alfador seems to be trying to explain to GolemBoss that it is a cat not a cute likkle doggy.'
GolemBoss smiled deeply and reaching into itself pulled out a very mangy- looking bone. 'Here you go, boy, FETCH!' He tossed the bone lightly at the cat. The bone bounced off Alfador's head, severely concussing it. With stars flying over its head, Alfador fell over backwards out of the ring.
GolemBoss, a look of concern on its face, ran towards the edge and looked down. 'Are you alright, little doggy?' Suddenly, he yelped in pure terror. 'It's too high, I'm gonna falllllll!' The terror became too much for him and he fell forward in a faint.
The crowd waited for a few seconds but neither of the fighters stirred.
'Well, it looks like this match is declared a no-contest due to a double knockout. Tune in next time for the next match of the Crono Trigger Invitational.' Said Magus. He then noticed a rumble coming from behind him. The crowd was slowly edging towards him, murder on their faces. 'You call that a fight?' said one of them as they rushed forward. The show went off the air with a Magus-shaped hole in the wall as the crowd pelted him with satsumas and whatever objects they could find, leaving a very angry Satsuma salesman looking at his depleted stall.
The fabulously wealthy commentator sat down at his seat by the combat zone, his blue hair resting lightly on his cape, his scythe near him on the table in case the crowd got too rowdy with a large smile on his face.
'And here are the contestants for the evening's battle. First, let me introduce Dalton's supreme monster. The Golem Boss!!!'
A black hole opened in the zone and out floated a weird pyramid-shaped thing with two eyes and what looked like a mouth. It looked around it and noticed the five-inch elevation of the ring.
'Nooooo.' It whimpered. 'I'm scared of heights, help me.' It crept to a corner and started whimpering softly.
The crowd fell silent, wondering what the hell was going on.
'And his opponent for tonight.' Cried Magus, trying to whip back a bit of life into the evening. 'Apparently, this creature tried to become Dalton's favourite after its original owner was sucked through time but GolemBoss took its place. I have named the supremely strong, the viciously valiant………………….
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..
ALFADOR!!!!!!'
Many an eyebrow rose in the crowd as Janus' small purple cat miaowed its way to the ring and got in, casting an evil eye at GolemBoss.
The bell rang but GolemBoss still gibbered in his corner.
'Yaa-taaaaaaaaaaaaa!' yelled Alfador as it flew at its opponent with a karate-kick style move.
The small purple cat's paw connected with the side of GolemBoss' head making the top of the pyramid wobble but Boss did not move an inch.
Alfador retreated with a look of annoyance on its features as GolemBoss continued bawling. Suddenly, a bulb seemed to ting inside the cat's head as he exited the combat zone and went to the back. It returned a minute later dragging a large bag. It opened it to reveal a large clock on a chain. It entered the ring and started dangling the clock in front of GolemBoss' eyes, miaowing in a soft voice.
'I think Alfador is attempting to hypnotise GolemBoss for some reason. What does that moggy have in mind?'
In the ring, GolemBoss suddenly stopped crying. It got up slowly, sniffing loudly, bumping very gently into Alfador but its bulk was enough to send the cat flying horizontally across the room into the crowd.
'SNIFF!! Has the match started yet?' it asked in a lumbering voice.
The roar from the crowd was deafening. 'YESSSSSS!'
'Where's my opponent then?'
'BEHIND YOU!'
GolemBoss turned round and looked down to see a little purple thing frantically clawing at his feet. 'Awwww, isn't that cute, I'm fighting a likkle doggy?' he asked quizzically.
At these words, Alfador froze. 'MIAOWWWWW!!!!!!' it howled. It leapt up to the top rope, so as to be level with GolemBoss' eyes and started miaowing at it very vehemently.
'Alfador seems to be trying to explain to GolemBoss that it is a cat not a cute likkle doggy.'
GolemBoss smiled deeply and reaching into itself pulled out a very mangy- looking bone. 'Here you go, boy, FETCH!' He tossed the bone lightly at the cat. The bone bounced off Alfador's head, severely concussing it. With stars flying over its head, Alfador fell over backwards out of the ring.
GolemBoss, a look of concern on its face, ran towards the edge and looked down. 'Are you alright, little doggy?' Suddenly, he yelped in pure terror. 'It's too high, I'm gonna falllllll!' The terror became too much for him and he fell forward in a faint.
The crowd waited for a few seconds but neither of the fighters stirred.
'Well, it looks like this match is declared a no-contest due to a double knockout. Tune in next time for the next match of the Crono Trigger Invitational.' Said Magus. He then noticed a rumble coming from behind him. The crowd was slowly edging towards him, murder on their faces. 'You call that a fight?' said one of them as they rushed forward. The show went off the air with a Magus-shaped hole in the wall as the crowd pelted him with satsumas and whatever objects they could find, leaving a very angry Satsuma salesman looking at his depleted stall.