Please enjoy and tell me what you think of it in a review. Gilan's interview will be next.


Halt's Interview

Me: Hello, Mr. Halt.

Halt: Can I have coffee?

Me: Er...can it wait? We have an interview to get through.

Halt: All right. Get on with the questions.

Me: *clears throat* Mr. Halt, do you sometimes wish you were taller?

Halt: *glares* Maybe.

Me: Um...do you have any secrets you'd like to share with the world?

Halt: If they were secrets, I wouldn't share them, now would I?

Me: What do you think of Will, your apprentice? Is he fun to be around? Annoying?

Halt: Will is annoying, no doubt. He has too many questions.

Me: Are you thinking of retiring as a Ranger?

Halt: Not in a million years.

Me: Wouldn't you be dead in a million years?

Halt: Maybe.

Me: Is there anything you can think of that is more important than being a Ranger?

Halt: Coffee. Speaking of coffee, do you have any?