The Hunger Games Maury Show
Katniss p.o.v
I don't know why Effie made us do this stupid show. I think this whole thing is just unnecessary, but no one likes to listen to katniss. UMMMM, why is peeta staring at me. SQUIRREL!
Peeta p.o.v
Okay, what kind of show is th-? Omg! Katniss looks so pretty in that dress. God she's beautiful. I want to love her every day, all days, always. Omg! Maybe I should just say always one day. Yay!
LETS GET ON WITH THE SHOW!
Hello, my name is Maury and this is the Maury Show and today is going to be a long ass show.
*audience groan*
Well you shouldn't have brought the tickets then. Today we have the 2 people who are in love but there not really in love but I think there in love because they looking at each other like they're in love but I'm just confused, their drunken mentor that smells like my shit, the annoy person backstage looking ratchet that annoys the hell out of me, and that blue person who think he boss and better me I mean what kind of name is ceaser chicken.
*person in the audience* that was mad nuff long. Ain't know body got time for dat.
You all know her, well some of you know her I don't if yall social or not but whatever. Yall might know as – this girl is on fire-
*guy in the audience* your breath is on fireeeeeeeeee.
Let's just welcome Katniss Everdeen.
Katniss p.o.v
Okay so I'm walking out on the stage and this crowd is crazy. I have never seen this show before I think it should be a pretty quiet show.
'Me' – that's what she thought *smiles mischievously*
So katniss how are you?
Im fine how are you?
Ok lets get to the dirt what up with you and peeta?
Well were completely in love?
Don't start with that bullshit I know you not about that peeta life.
Well I don't kno-
So you don't like peeta?
I DON'T KNOW!
Damn, you didn't have to yell.
Well we'll come back after this commercial since katniss want to yell also yall read this story gonna have to wait another chapter thank katniss everdeen.
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
See she yelling again shame.