Chapter 1: This Never Happened
A/N: My first KnB fanfiction... Sumimasen, it might be OOC. I'm only on episode 11, so the GOM won't be in it as much. Gomen! (I plan on writing something after I see all the GOM together and get a feel for them!) *leans in and whispers* Also, I have Can Do and Stupid stuck in my head...
Warning: Kurogami (KurokoxKagami), so get out now if you don't like. Also a little fake KiseKasa (KisexKasamatsu) OOC.
Disclaimer: I don't own Kuroko no Basuke. I don't own Kuro- waaaaait... Nope, I don't own Kuroko Tetsuya.
Kise skipped happily in his buisness suit. He whistled a little, then stopped when he felt the precence of a certain 'phantom'.
"Kurocchi?" Kise looked around until he finally saw the blue haired boy across the street. "Kurokocchi!"
Kuroko, not hearing the model, walked into the restrant next to him.
Kise huffed and pouted. Did Kurokocchi really just ignore him? Kise waited for a car to pass before running across the street and looking through the building window.
"Kurokocchi, Kurokocchi..." He snuck from window to window, until he saw Kuroko's blue hair. "Ah-ha...?"
Kise tilted his head in confusion.
Was Kuroko... and Kagami...
He shook his head. 'No way!' He thought.
They hung out a lot, right? So Kuroko and Kagami being together was normal, right?
Kise pulled out his phone.
"Kasamatsucchi? It's Kise. Listen, do you know if Kurokocchi and Kagamicchi are together?"
"Aren't they always together?" Kasamatsu was, undoubtedly, rubbing his temple.
"Well, I mean... Together-together. As in dating."
Kasamatsu was quiet for a minute. "Is that why you called?"
Kise stayed silent and pouted. Too bad pouts couldn't be heard through a phone.
"Are you pouting?" Kasamatsu broke the silence.
"Maybe!" Kise hissed.
Kasamatsu sighed, "If that's all, I need to go now. Good bye."
Kise slid his phone back into his pocket.
'Well that didn't help...' he thought, looking into the restaraunts window.
No way.
Kuroko was actually sharing his milkshake.
It was one of those things you had to see to believe, like all that good luck stuff Midorima talked about.
Kise stared until Kuroko turned towards him.
"I-I've been caught!" Kise whispered and started standing up, but then Kuroko looked away. "I... haven't been caught?"
Kise mooved back into hiding before seeing his worst nightmare.
Kurokocchi.
And.
Kagamicchi.
Kissed.
"No. Way. I. Just. Saw. That," Kise whispered.
He carefully moved not to drag attention to himself, but failed, seeing as the street had gotten busy, and he was a nation-wide model. He stepped into the restaraunt and, as if it were an everyday thing, sat across from Kuroko and Kagami, and ordered a coffee.
He strained his ear to hear what they were saying.
"Let's wait to tell, ok?" Kuroko whispered.
"Agreed. Just imagine Kise's face if he found out," Kagami half-whispered back.
"Do you have to go any where tonight?" Kuroko whispered, and Kise's heart pounded.
"No, why?"
"I'll be pretty lonely tonight," by the time Kuroko responded, Kise had grabbed the table for support. "And Kise-kun is listening from over there, so I wanted to scare him."
Kise froze as the two looked at him. It wouldn't work if he tried to play it off now, they saw him, leaning towards them, none the less.
"Kise-kun?"
"Yes, Kurokocchi?'
"This never happened."
"R-right. Actually," Kise, panicking, continued, "It's no big deal, because I've been hiding a relationship too."
"Really? With who?"
Kise panicked more. 'Uh- Kasamatsucchi!"
'Great, a lie...' Kise sighed.
A/N: ... And that's where that lead off to. Well, I'll write more! Please review if you want more.