Lazaruss & Djorel : Well Djorel came to me one day and said ' hey why don't we write an episode of Megas ? It's a great show. " And here it is... We don't own anything of the show, but that doesn't stop us from stealing their job.

All filthy and stained with oil, Kiva drags her self out from underneath a certain big mechanical box on the junkyard :

Kiva : " There ! I've finally fixed the time flux control unit !"

Coop is sucking the straw of his big glug, and Jamey has his hands in his pockets with a skeptical look on his face :

Jamey :" I remember it being a lot smaller. "

The box from underneath which Kiva had been is about half a meter by half a meter, but it's connected with numerous wires and conduits to other parts, devices, and gizmos that together occupy a REALLY large space.

Kiva :" Well, I did have to start from scraps. "

Coop :" Scraps ! I thought you've built this out of some of the greatest bots we've ever fought. "

Jamey :( Smiles cunningly at him )" They were scraps after that. "

Behind them is a huge pile of robot's heads, arms, guts and other stuff. Goat is pushing some more in his dredger.

Goat :" Stupid junk. How come I always have to clean it up ? What am I ? The garbage man ?"

Kiva :" I'll go and clean my self up. Than we'll have to hook it up to Megas. "

Coop :" But Kiva ; If we take Megas to the future, won't you guys be wanting to… take it from me ?"

Coop daydreams silly music plays: A court trial is held. He sits in an accusation bench, Kiva is his defender, another Kiva with a white wig is the judge, another Kiva is the prosecutor and there's a jury of Kivas on the left. Kiva the judge grudges and bangs the court hammer

Kiva the judge :" I hereby declare that Megas now belongs to the New Jersey of the future. "

All but Coop cheer and start having a party with pointy paper hats around Megas who is sitting on a huge chair and also has its own huge pointy paper hat. Tinsels and balloons are falling from the ceiling. Coop is heart broken.

End daydreaming.

Kiva :" It is the Earths property, but no one in the world can pilot it but you. "

Jamey :" So we have nothing to worry about. "

Kiva :" Good. I'll be right back, and then we'll install the time-flux controller. "

She walks away.

Coop :" Errr… I don't think there's room in Megas for all of that. "

Jamey :" Can't we fold it a little ? Folded cloths always take less space. "

Coop :" I guess we'll have to empty the trunk… "

The car is detached from Megas and Coop is dumping a ton of food out of his trunk.

Coop :" I just hope they'll refill my stock in the future… Oh Man ! I forgot about those !"

He takes out a pack of 12 mega-slushes

Jamey :" Huh ? No kidding ? Rare collectable double flavored twelve-pack ! I thought they don't make them any more. "

Coop :( in a sacred tone )" They don't, and they newer will again !"

Jamie and Coop together :" Wooooou… "

Coop :" This stays where it is. We'll show those futuristic chums what a real drink is made of !"

Kiva returns with Goat following her holding for the swelling bruise on his eye :

Goat :( in pain, to Kiva )" …honestly, I don't know how that window got to be there… I was just walking along and… "

Kiva :( tries to ignore him )" What are you two doing ?"

Jamey :( smiles )" Well, I had a swell idea of putting your time flux in the car's trunk. "

Kiva :" What ! You can't put something this delicate in a trunk ?"

Jamey :( grudges )" Coop, man I told you it was a bad idea. "

Coop :" But there's nowhere else to put it, and besides the way I figure, it is the safest place to put anything. "

Kiva :" Oh all right… At least it'll be close to the control systems… But we'll place it GENTLY. It's very fragile. "

Coop :" Fragile. Got it. "

Kiva and Jamey are already in their seats, and Coop is still outside.

Kiva :( working on her holographic keyboard )" Well, according to this diagnostic, everything is running efficiently… Where's Coop ?"

Jamey :" He's locking up the trunk. "

Kiva :" Good thinking. We don't want the time-flux falling out of there. "

Coop is sitting on the lid, to close the trunk with his weight. Inside, the metal bends and the peaces of the machine crack. Also the pack of 12 mega-slushes pops and sprays the drink all over the components. Coop puts a key in the lock and turns it.

Coop :( taps him self on the stomach, satisfied )" Never fails. "

He takes his place in the driver's seat and Megas picks the car up, placing it back as its head.

Kiva :" I've set it to open a temporal portal just above us, to avoid Glorft detection. "

Coop :" All set, than. "

Coop's ( annoying ) mom :" Coop ! Sweetty ! "

Coop :" Almost. "

Coop's ( annoying ) mom :" Don't forget ; you have to take out the trash before dinner !"

Coop :( bends out the window )" Later, Mom ! I'm going on a road trip trough a tempirial portal !"

Coop's ( annoying ) mom :" Have a good time !"

Jamey :( bored )" Are we there yet ?"

Coop :" Here goes… "

He presses a button that says " You REALLY shouldn't press this ". Megas opens up, time-flux gets out and generates a wormhole above them. They fly in. A lot of turbulence, trembles and shacking are threatening to tear Megas apart.

Kiva :" Something's wrong ! The readings are all wrong !"

Coop :" Everybody hang on !"

The wormhole opens and they drop down to a tropical jungle. There's some rocks, and really big and thick trees, a river, but there's no buildings or roads. Not a trace of civilization.

Coop :" Are you guys OK ?"

Jamey :( picks himself up )" Yeah… Hey, Kiva ; what the heck did you guys do to the planet ?"

Kiva :" I don't understand. This isn't the Earth Coalition Headquarters. "

Coop :" So… maybe it's their broom closet ?"

Kiva ( glares at him ) :" Right now, we can only guess what it is. "

Giant leaves before them start moving and a big gray head of a dinosaur comes out, sniffing Megas.

Jamey ( points at the dinosaur ) :" I'm guessing it's not a giant robot. "

Living here in Jersey fighting villains from afar,

you gotta find first gear in your giant robot car!

You dig giant robots

I dig giant robots

We dig giant robots

chicks dig giant robots

(guitar)

Jamie:Nice!

(engine revs)

Walking with the Megasaurs
Lazaruss & Djorel : The last one is a title of this episode, just in case you thought it's a part of the themesong...