Katse Got Runover By a Ninja

(Sung to "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer " by Elmo and Patsy)

Katse got run over by a ninja,
Walking home from Sosai's chamber Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as karma,
But as for the Galactor Syndicate, they believe.

S/he'd been apologizing for their failures,
And Sosai told hir just to go.
But s/he forgot to mention the latest mecha,
As s/he walked out the door into the snow.

When the Goons found hir Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack.
S/he had burn marks on hir face mask,
And incriminating tire tracks along her back.

Katse got run over by a ninja,
Walking home from Sosai's chamber Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as karma,
But as for the Galactor Syndicate, they believe.

Now the Goons are in awe of Sosai,
He's been handling this so well.
See him in there, in his chamber,
Formulating new plans with Captain L.

It's not Christmas without Katse,
All the Goons are dressed in black.
And they just can't help but wonder,
Do we dare drink all hir wine and just kick back?
(Let's kick back!)

Katse got run over by a ninja,
Walking home from Sosai's chamber Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as karma,
But as for the Galactor Syndicate, they believe.

Now the mecha's almost ready,
As the chosen Goons realize there's no escape.
(uhh...)
But then they see the red and purple laser,
That reminds them all of Katse's cape.

Sosai's warned all his Goons and Captains,
You better not get caught yourselves.
The Science Ninjas take no prisoners,
Instead they'll kill you all, you imbeciles.

Katse got run over by a ninja,
Walking home from Sosai's chamber Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as karma,
But as for the Galactor Syndicate, they believe.
(Sing it Katse!)

Katse got run over by a ninja,
Walking home from Sosai's chamber Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as karma,
But as for the Galactor Syndicate, they believe.

Merry Gatchmas!

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