Summery: You know you've seen them, those cliché stories where the characters read the books, or the author's OC is a "Demi-Titan", or when Thalia quits the hunters to date Nico. So, here's another story to make fun of them! Yay!
Chapter one: The characters read the Son of Neptune.
It was a bright and cheerful day at Camp Half-Blood, the sun was shining, the birds were singing, the Stole brothers where about to dump Drew's makeup into the lake, and the son of Hades was in a bad mood. It seems the Stole brothers had struck once again; this time, they had painted a certain cabin pink while its owner was away.
PINK. The Stole brothers painted the Hades cabin pink! Nico sighed and summoned a couple skeletons to clean his cabin, and to scare the Stoles with of course(he couldn't let them get away with this, of course, then, the next time they might paint unicorns and rainbows on his cabin, his awesome black and silver cabin)... speaking of which, he wanted to know how the Stoles had turned his Greek Fire torches pink... seriously, how the Hades did they do that?
All in all, it had not been a good day for the son of Hades, but, his mood improved slightly at the sight of a package that arrived on his freshly cleaned black(it's his dad's favorite color, and, by association, his favorite color as well) table. Then, of course, he ripped that paper off the package in the same way one might open one's Christmas present. Imagine his disappointment, then, when he realized it was a book.
I feel oddly as though you are not imagining it well... compare it to asking your parents for an ipod for Christmas, on Christmas morning, you race down the stairs with excitement, skip to wherever your presents are at, open them greedily, and see that you got a $25 gift card to ToysRus.
It was obviously the Stole brothers again, their pranks were getting really annoying; first they paint his cabin pink, then they give him, a dyslexic demi-god, a book?
Seriously?
That was just mean.
Nico sighed and threw the book into his trashcan.