Secrets of a Secret Agent

Summary: After having been paired up with a certain seductress, agent Kuga finds herself struggling to keep her secret a secret.

Disclaimer: I do not own Mai Hime

Warning: futanari hotness

Chapter 1: Prologue

"Suck it!" Slamming my hands down on the table, I proudly showed the cards in my possession. "You owe me a beer now." I grinned in triumph as I stared at my opponent, lime green eyes rolling in annoyance.

"Whatever." Was the curt reply as the redhead got up from the table and made her way to the bar. I stared after her, the feeling of my victory still in full effect, visible from the smirk on my face. 'Oh Nao, you know you don't stand a chance against me at poker.' Yet she tried every time for as long as they had been friends. They had met each other at the early age of seven at the orphanage, both having experienced horrendous pasts. Even though the both of them never did interact much with others, things worked between them, they ended up as a team of two.

Suddenly, I felt something freezing cold against the back of my neck, "Gah!" A yelp escaped my lips. I turned around immediately, spotting Nao standing behind me holding two mugs of beer in her hands and smiling sheepishly as she moved to hand me one of them. "And you couldn't just call my name like a normal person?" I deadpanned as I accepted the mug.

"Hell no." Nao took a large gulp before continuing, "Normal is boring anyhow. You know that damn well, Natsuki."

I grunted an affirmative, then focused on my drink. We sat in comfortable silence for a while, when my phone rang. Glancing at the screen, I checked the caller ID. "It's Haruka." I explained briefly to Nao before picking up. "Kuga speaking."

"Kuga, where are you? We need you at the bureau!" Was all but yelled through the phone.

"I'm at the-"

"It doesn't matter, report to my office ASAP! They're is a special mission waiting for you."

"Haruka-chan, it's 'there', not they're." A timid voice spoke in the background.

Though a bit irked at having been cut off, I complied. "Fine, I'll be there soon." And hung up without waiting for a reply. I let out a sigh, then downed the remainder of my beer.

"Hm, and here I thought you just came back from a mission." Nao looked at me curiously as she asked the question.

"Yeah, well, the madhouse never ends, does it?" I stood up and put on my coat. "Anyway, I had fun, Nao. We don't nearly hang out as often as we used to." And it was true, for they had both been busy with separate missions.

"We should meet up soon again, pup. It gets boring around here with no one to get into trouble with. See you soon, stupid twit."

"Later, whore." With that, I had bid her goodbye, and made my way to the bar's exit and to the headquarters. Within ten minutes, I had entered the building and stood in front of the doors to Haruka's office. I knocked once, then let myself in. "What's up, Haru-" The words caught in my throat as my eyes met ruby red ones. I know this sounds horribly cheesy, I finally understood all those sappy romance movies. My heart seemed to want to burst out of my chest, my mind completely blank. And all I could see was her. Her goddess like figure and beauty had me hypnotized. Unable to avert my gaze thanks to the electric currents that emitted from her eyes, into mine and rippled through my body, I merely stood there like an idiot.

"Ara, had I known my partner would be such a beautiful lady, I might have accepted your offer sooner, Haruka."

The sound of her voice reminded me of where I was. She had a strange Japanese accent. I would have to find out more about that. 'Later, brain, later.'

"Right. Well, Kuga, this is Shizuru Fujino. Fujino, this is Natsuki Kuga. You will be partners during this mission." Haruka said, unawares of the situation silently playing between the two newly-acquainted.

'Partners.' The word echoed through my mind. I wanted to protest, yell in indignation that I don't do team missions. However, I still wasn't quite able to move my jaw from the floor just yet, and merely stared at the pleasantly smiling tawny-haired woman. 'Fuck me.'

End prologue

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