My friend wrote this song once when I went to IKEA, and I couldn't resist to not post it. YOU WON'T REGRET READING THIS, I SWEAR. XD
The food smells good at IKEA tonight,
Everybody to be seen.
A furniture place of meatballs,
And I'll digest them like a queen.
The aura of the food makes me feel good inside.
Couldn't keep my drool in,
Heaven knows I tried.
Just let it in,
Don't care what they see.
Eat the food like I always wanted to!
It smells so good,
Feel your stomach fill,
TIME TO GET SOME MOOOREE!
Let it in, eat it all
Can't hold it back anymore
Let it in, eat it all
Order some more food and have it all
I don't care,
What people will think
Let my hunger rage on
The gravy on my lip never bothered me
It's funny how some meatballs
Makes everything seem small
And the hunger that once controlled me
Can't get to me at all
It's time to see how much I can eat
To test my limits and eat it all
No right, no wrong, no rules for me
IT'S ALL FREEEE
LET IT IN, EAT IT ALL
I'M ONE WITH THE FOOD AND FANGIRL
LET IT IN, EAT IT ALL
YOU'LL NEVER SEE ME 'FULL'
HERE I SIT
AT THE TABLE
LET MY HUNGER RAGE ONNN
My hunger flurries through the plate into the room
My soul is spiralling in satisfaction all around
I'm one for eating all the food in this town
I'm never going home
THE FOOD WILL BE EATEN
LET IT IN, EAT IT ALL
MY BELLY WILL RISE LIKE DAWN
LET IT IN, EAT IT ALL
THE MANNERS ARE NOW GONE
AND HERE I SIT
AT THE TAAAAABLEEEE
LET MY HUNGER RAGE OOOOONNNN
The gravy on my lip never bothered me anyway