'Rose's Mom has gone it going on. Rose cant you see, you're just not the girl for me'
The Human Doctor's thoughts.

For The Love Of The Mother
Chapter 1:

The Doctor, The Human Doctor, Rose Tyler, Jackie Tyler and Donna Noble were all stood on Bad Wolf bay. The Human Doctor was watching Jackie closely, though Jackie was too busy watching Rose and the real Doctor to take much notice. Donna - for once in her life - was stood back, letting this pan out without her interruptions.

'But this is the parallel world?' Rose whispered, quietly horrified. 'I spent all that time trying to find you again, to go back to you. You can't make me stay here now. Doctor, please, you can't'

'I'm not leaving you on you're own Rose.' the Doctor replied. 'You see him' he gestured towards the Human Doctor and noticed he was staring at Jackie. 'What?! What?!'

The Human Doctor turned to the Doctor and Rose, an innocent smile splashed all over his face.

'Anyway' The Doctor let it slide and continued 'He's just like me'

'Except he's staring up my Mum for some reason' Rose turned to the Human Doctor 'Why are you staring at my Mum?

'I could ask the same thing' Jackie Tyler exclaimed. 'What are you staring at?'

'You' The Human Doctor answered and his hand quickly flew to his mouth 'I mean...nothing' he foolishly tried to cover it up

'What d'you mean 'me'?' Jackie asked and simultaneously Rose asked 'What d'you mean her?'

'Nothing, nothing' the Human Doctor replied.

'And you want to leave me with this idiot?' Rose asked turning back to the Doctor.

'Rose, I take it back' The Doctor admitted. 'He looks like me, nothing more' He shivered slightly. 'Remember my reaction when your Mother kissed me?'

Rose nodded.

'Good, so you know I'd never be looking at her like that don't you?'

'Of course' Rose giggled slightly. 'I think he'd be happy to stay here with Mum'

'Don't you dare' Jackie threatened, but then she looked at Rose seriously. 'You don't want to stay here do you?'

Rose shook her head. 'I want to go with the Doctor' she replied honestly. She turned back to the Doctor 'Leave him with Mum. She can look after him. Check he doesn't do anything stupid, and I can go with you. It's perfect'

'Perfect' the Human Doctor agreed dreamily.

'Ok. Now I'm scared' The Doctor said, 'How did that thing come from me' He looked at Rose. 'Come on lets get out of here'

Jackie sighed as the TARDIS faded away. It wasn't losing Rose that was the problem. Oh no she had prepared herself for that a long time ago. In truth she never really had Rose the whole time they were in the parallel world. No, the problem now was being stuck with a Human version of the Doctor, who was nothing like the Doctor whatsoever, and was - Jackie had never realised this was possible - worse. He was looking at her, smiling at her. Smiling at her the same way the real Doctor had used to smile at Rose when he thought she couldn't see. She turned away from him, and got her phone out. 'Pete LOVE' She said purposely loudly, risking a glance to the Human Doctor. He was glaring evils at the phone, but when he noticed Jackie looking he smiled again. How she wanted to smack that smile right off of his face. 'Please come and get me. I've been left in Norway with -' she turned to face the Human Doctor '-an idiot, who looks like the Doctor'

'You're a lucky man Peter Alan Tyler' The Human Doctor shouted down the phone.

'Ugh. Just ignore him' said Jackie into the phone. 'Just come and get me, yeah?....I'm in bloody Norway...Yes...Well I don't know. Because the Doctor is an idiot'

'I can agree with you on that' commented the Human Doctor.

Jackie ignored him. 'Well don't know do I. You have all these connections and stuff send someone...or come yourself'

'Don't come, Pete, we'll be fine' shouted the Human Doctor.

'Shut it' Jackie warned him. 'No not you' she said into the phone. 'The idiot I've been left with...Because he hasn't got a name...Well I don't know, how 'bout Idiot? It suits him well enough...I have a lot against him. He doesn't know he's born and he's hitting on me…What d'you mean 'at least a week'?' Jackie shrieked horrified. 'I can not stay in Norway for a whole week with the Doctor's double'

'You know, you can call me Alex' The Human Doctor told here.

'No Pete, no please, Pete.' Jackie pleaded into the phone, completely ignoring 'Alex'. '…But you've got contacts…what d'you mean you can't get here any quicker?…No need for sarcasm Pete…just get here soon…Fine. See you then…Yeah, love you too…bye'

'You know' Alex said as soon as Jackie hung up. 'if you were my girlfriend I'd never keep you waiting. I'd be there in an instant'

Jackie marched towards him. 'Let us get one thing straight' She was wagging her finger in front of him.

'I love it when you're angry' he whispered.

Jackie marched towards him 'Listen "Alex" or whatever you may want to call yourself. You need bringing back down to reality. You plus me equals NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.'

Alex smiled, as if he hadn't even heard her.

'What are you smiling at?' Jackie asked.

'All of the Doctor's memories are my memories' his smile broadened.

'So?' asked Jackie.

'All of them' repeated Alex. 'Even when Rose returned home with the Doctor to find ghosts…'

'Stop right there' Jackie looked truly horrified. 'Just shut up'

But Alex didn't 'Rose came in, followed by the Doctor, lets just pretend it was me though'

'Let's not' muttered Jackie. She put her fingers in her ears'la la la la la la la' She said loudly.

Alex ignored her and spoke all the louder 'You hugged Rose, and I tried to slip passed quickly - can't think why but never mind - you grabbed hold of me. D'you remember what you said?'

'No' Jackie whispered. 'And I'm not listening. Not listening. LA LA LA LA LA'

'Oh well what you said isn't important, what you did was' Alex's voice was dreamy. 'You kissed me.' he paused smiled all the more broadly and added 'twice'

Jackie moved her finger out of her eyes 'All his memories are yours?' she asked with a sly smile.

'Yep. All of them.' replied Alex. 'Remember the first time we met? Oh yes, Jackie, anything could happen'

'So you'll remember the second time we met' asked Jackie.

Alex gulped. 'Y-Yes he replied'

'"Prove it, stitch his mate"' Jackie said, and slapped Alex just as she had slapped the Doctor.

Alex's hand flew to his cheek 'Owwww' He moaned like a little kid, and then he smiled again 'Feisty aren't you. I like it'

'Ughhh' Jackie exclaimed in annoyance. 'Won't you ever give up?'

'Nope' replied Alex.

It took all Jackie's sensibility not to scream. 'Come on' She muttered, not trusting herself to speak in a normal voice. 'Lets find someone to stay' and she stormed off the beach, Alex following her like a love sick puppy.