! RANDOM ONE-WORD STORIES!
A/N- hey people! This is so random and bad. But how one word stories work, is that you get a bunch of people, and you go around, each person saying only one word . so they get kinda weird. But READ! You will laugh. I will post more. REVIEW! READ! REVIEW SOME MORE! And pass the pretzels. Mmmm…. pretzels. =) Any questions? Message me or say something in your review.
Edward lives in a hole! Edward eats giraffes while sucking gofers blood. Bella lives in the hole with Edward. Rennesme eats giraffes and gofers all the time with Charlie and Carlisle. Jacob crapped in a hole. It was Edwards and Bella's hole. Charlie munched condoms because Emmett was dared to shove a condom up Charlie's butt. To Bella's horror Edward pushed Jacob into the hole that was filled with his crap! Ha ha says Edward. Edward trips Bella and dumps gofers on her head. Bella dumps Edward and goes to Ray's house. Ray is eating gloop and kissing Bella. Edward wakes to ray's house to commit suicide. So Bella throws a dead gofer into Edwards's mouth. Then ray shoves Edward down into a hole. Ha ha says Jacob. Esme eats Edwards's remains because she fishes for Edwards remains out of the hole. Emmet is still just eating schnitzel and gloop while drinking blood from humans. Next year Edward comes back to life and ruins Bella and ray's wedding. Edward eats Bella's condoms so she can't have a normal honeymoon. Ha ha says Emmett. Emril cooks spaghetti for the table. They shove the dinner into the hole. Ha ha says Carlisle. Ha ha.
A/N I know, kind short. But super fun to write. Me and my friends had a blast doing it. =) so review, read, and I will do more, even if I get no reviews. Try it with your friends! So fun. Just one word per person. No discussing your next words. They are random.