"Hmmm..." Uncle Grandpa said while looking at an odd yellow lamp, with it being odd since it had purple hair sticking out of it. "I wonder what's in this lamp."
"Careful, Uncle G. I don't think that's an ordinary lamp." Mr. Gus pointed out as he towered over Uncle Grandpa.
"Please, Gus my fine fellow dinosaur. I know how to handle all sorts of lamps!" Uncle Grandpa exclaimed as he rubbed the lamp with his right hand and chin, summoning a genie out of it... with it being a rather sexy, but also adorable genie in red pants and giant purple hair.
"Ohh... it feels good being out of there!" The half genie girl exclaimed as she twirled around, facing Uncle Grandpa. "I couldn't stand being stuck in that dirty old thing! Shantae shouldn't be kept forever stuck in such an eety bitty space!"
"Oh, so that's your name!" Uncle Grandpa exclaimed as he clapped his hands together, taking a bow. "I'm Uncle Grandpa, and I'm everyone's uncle and grandpa!"
"Including mine!?" Shantae gasped as she placed her hands on her face, accidentally summoning a load of different colored carpets. "I knew the rumors were true, but wow!"
Mr. Gus murmured as he realized where this kind of nonsense would head towards, with Shantae farting because why not.
"Sorry! I just love farting!" Shantae exclaimed as she broke wind again, laughing at her own bassy deep pitched tuba poots as she filled up her genie pants with stinky flatulence.