Bellatrix's Diary

Week one at Hogwarts

Hogwarts

Day one

Dear Diary,

Today was my first day at Hogwarts! It's awesome here! I got Sorted into Slytherin. No real surprise there, I guess. Anyway, someone in my dorm used a spell to turn our homework into a chocolate fountain. We got in trouble, but it was worth it. I got in the most trouble, because I had a huge sugar rush and ran around the castle with a pair of safety scissors while screaming about unicorns eating people.

Hogwarts

Day two

Dear Diary,

I got a second detention today. Honestly, what I did wasn't that bad! All I did was sneak into the kitchens and chase the house elves around in circles until they passed out. I don't really think that was a reason for me to get in detention. Professor Slughorn says he might have to write to my parents. I told him good luck trying to find them, and that last I heard, they were on the run from the Aurors. Okay, so that was a bit of an exaggeration, but they really are wanted by the Ministry.

Hogwarts

Day three

Dear Diary,

Today Professor Dumbledore asked me to come have a little chat with him. So of course I had to go. When I got here, he pulled out a picture I drew when I got bored in class. It was a picture of a rabid dog eating people. Apparently, that is 'violent and disturbing,' or something like that. So now I have to have daily talks about my feelings with Madam Pomfrey.

Hogwarts

Day four

Dear Diary,

I went to have my 'feelings share time talk,' as Madam Pomfrey called it, today. It was boring. I mean, I talked about my feelings, and she just sat there judging me! I mean, I say one thing, and apparently I have a problem.* I'm going to draw a picture of Madam Pomfrey getting eaten by a rabid dog.

Hogwarts

Day five

Dear Diary,

Apparently I'm banned from Hogwarts now. : ( So, I'm going to leave and go to school somewhere else. Bye, Hogwarts.

ONE YEAR LATER

Dear Diary,

So, I was expelled from every school in the world. Dumbledore felt bad for me, so I was allowed to go back to Hogwarts. Yay! More time to scare Madam Pomfrey and house elves!