I couldn't help it. This took me five minutes to write. It sprung into my consciousness after a commercial for Extenze. XD
Jon's eyes rolled back in his head as he moaned, arching slightly. Stephen grinned and kept sucking on his collarbone, nipping at the sensitive skin. He chuckled lightly when he heard Jon whimper. Then, as Jon rubbed, probably by accident, against his groin, he let out his own groan. Jon laughed.
"Control yourself, Colbert."
"Shut up."
"Why don't you m--mmf!" Stephen cut him off by pressing his lips harshly against Jon's. Not that Jon minded.
Or at least thought he did.
Jon, though very, very happy at the moment, couldn't help noticing that something else didn't quite share his enthusiasm.
Something very important.
He also couldn't help painfully noticing that Stephen did not share his little problem. The distinct bulge showing through his pants made that very obvious.
"Um, Stephen?"
"Mmm?" Stephen continued sucking at his neck in the way that usually made his knees grow weak. Now it just made him even more embarrassed.
"Stephen… I, uh… my…err…"
Stephen paused and glanced up at Jon impatiently. "What, Jon?"
"Uhh… just… look down."
Stephen blinked in confusion. "What…?" He peered down between them. Slowly, it dawned on him. While he was supporting a very large sign of attraction, Jon had nothing. His pants just laid smoothly over him. There was a certain lack of… reaction.
Jon watched Stephen, bracing himself for an onslaught of dangerous questions like "What, you don't find me attractive anymore?" or "What the hell, are you bored?".
His eyes bugged wide when Stephen instead fell to the floor, laughing. Tears were running down his cheeks as he clutched his stomach in absolute mirth.
"Good Lord, Jon, are you old or what?" he choked out, laughing incessantly.
The only reply Stephen got was a pillow smacking him soundly on the head.